Do you speak Wokeish?

[KS55]

As a cis-gendered member of human kind, I am grateful to Personchester University for spending time and money to produce guidance on the correct use of modern English.
From now on I will use the term 'ze' in place of all personal pronouns. Similarly 'women' will be replaced by 'persons who menstruate'.
It has yet to be decided if the term 'Stones' is allowed as it might be considered sexist harassment of persons on this forum.
'Hitting the target' may upset some ppl as being too militaristic and 'tackle' is strictly forbidden.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-56372118

 

[FantasyIreland]

Here we go......

 

[trumpton]

Places of worship are going to be fucked.

They won't be able to sing hymns or say Amen at the end of a prayer!

 

[mexico1970]

Anyone using these new terms should be given the prefix "Fanny" and told to sit on the naughty step.

 

[aguero93:20]

Just call everyone ****, that ****, you ****. Works for me.

 

[Ric]

Not really sure that story is particularly newsworthy tbh. Using parent/guardian instead of mother/father has been standard practice for years now, certainly on every single piece of correspondence I’ve ever received regarding my own kids.

 

[MellowJoe]

I'm not fluent in it but I can get by

 

[journolud]

Not really sure that story is particularly newsworthy tbh. Using parent/guardian instead of mother/father has been standard practice for years now, certainly on every single piece of correspondence I’ve ever received regarding my own kids.

My various care givers and foster parents were referred to as Guardians 40 years ago and the use of the term on letters home went a touch towards making me feel slightly less excluded from those with “normal “ families

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I've never been so offended.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Don’t open the census site then OP you’ll have a stroke.