Do you speak Wokeish?

[metalblue]

Just the term “woke” is incendiary, I’m more woke than you. I can’t be arsed to look it up in a dictionary but I suspect it says “Woke” [noun] to describe a collective of the permanently offended.

It’s just the thin end of the wedge this, we’ll be having the “Great British Wake off” on the box before long.

 

[MCFCTrick]

They won't be able to sing hymns

Will hymns become hers? Or Persons?

 

[talkativesprout]

Wont Ze Whippy be a bit oppressive to Gundogen given his Teutonic heritage?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I've never been so offended.

You are Andy Hinchcliffe and I claim my £5.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

universities, the death of civilised society.

The university left will be diddling themselves silly mind.

 

[feelymcfeel]

Places of worship are going to be fucked.

They won't be able to sing hymns or say Amen at the end of a prayer!

Some clownshoes of a politician actually said Awoman at the end of a prayer recently. Silly ****.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

As a cis-gendered member of human kind, I am grateful to Personchester University for spending time and money to produce guidance on the correct use of modern English.
From now on I will use the term 'ze' in place of all personal pronouns. Similarly 'women' will be replaced by 'persons who menstruate'.
It has yet to be decided if the term 'Stones' is allowed as it might be considered sexist harassment of persons on this forum.
'Hitting the target' may upset some ppl as being too militaristic and 'tackle' is strictly forbidden.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-56372118

Now, now, pluralpersonstrate.

 

[journolud]

Some clownshoes of a politician actually said Awoman at the end of a prayer recently. Silly ****.

We’re you given your username following a public vote?

 

[LongsightM13]

When they have to go to a rentagob Tory MP and Toby fucking Young and his far right rabble to find someone offended then you know the story is a steaming pile of donkey turds

 

[Barcon]

I can converse quite well with the trans salad dodgers next door.