Do you speak Wokeish?

Ric said:
Not really sure that story is particularly newsworthy tbh. Using parent/guardian instead of mother/father has been standard practice for years now, certainly on every single piece of correspondence I’ve ever received regarding my own kids.
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That is the way it was when I was in school throughout the whole of the noughties, definitely not newsworthy.
 
Mike Cledford said:
So which one is our Old Rascal?

Patricia Routledge was from Tranmere and worked part time in M and S Birkenhead. So it would be the Wirral and 'over the water' as those who escape from Liverpool like to say to disassociate themselves from scousers.
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Rascal is Onslow, although he has traded in the shitbox for a Lada Limousine like the one below only in Sky Blue.

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Fode N The Hole said:
Rascal is Onslow, although he has traded in the shitbox for a Lada Limousine like the one below only in Sky Blue.

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My theory is that the old Rascal has a big house in the posh avenue near Bruntwood Park and a villa in Portugal and that he dresses in a vest to cover the fact he is the 7th Earl of Onslow and renounced the title but not the family wealth.
 
Fode N The Hole said:
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He used to live next door to me - well to be clear it was a bloke who was always dismantling cars on his driveway in an attempt to "fix" them ( I think he had zero mechanical knowledge) - anyway I called him Onslow. His wife was therefore Mrs Onslow. He was a wife abuser it turned out and had to leave when they had a fight in the street.
Don't feel too sorry for her her though as she used to leave home - and 6 dogs - to go to work every day. We endured 7-8 hours a day of dogs barking and howling - the council, Police and RSPCA had no interest in helping us and one day I put a note through her door saying " for the final time sort your fucking dogs out !!"
When she came home she stormed round to complain that her 1, 2 and 4 year old Onslowettes might see this and be offended ( I assume they were used to seeing their dad twatting their mum and were fine with it ) but it what cracked me up was she came to the back door which was open and my then 6 year old daughter was there and she shouted into the house

" Dad.....Mrs Onslow wants you !...."

Kids eh?
 
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