do you want a laugh?

[Blue Blood CTID]

Yeah, for a City fan to go on to a united website and read their thoughts and opinions on stuff is pretty fucking weird.

 

[Mrs Merton]

I was having a debate with my brother in law who is a rag.

it seems utd fans are still convinced we havent had a tough run of games yet and will collapse in the next four weeks.

I didnt think they could be that deluded, so i had a look at sad cafe and talking reds and its true they honestly think that.

Its a superb piece of doublethink, Orwell would be impressed.
How can their heads hold both the thought that united are the best team and the thought that we haven't had tough game yet.

look at the united message boards, have a laugh and then have a shower.
Its like porn but leaves you feeling more unclean.

Well they are right, we haven't played anybody yet!!!

Absolutely - and I can't think of a finer response to them !