Ronnie the Rep
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Kris_Musampa said:
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Does God really exist?
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der-bomber
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ln a way l suppose l envy a little bit people who believe in God ,but l just don't see the point. lt all seems like a waste of time to me.
ElanJo
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Ronnie the Rep said:Kris_Musampa said:yankblue said:If I say that I believe in God am I going to get slagged off, attacked, be called an idiot, etc?
I respect people of all religions and understand why others don't have any and to be honest I really don't care what people believe as it is their own personal choice.
I'm not overly religious, I don't really talk about my religion unless asked, I don't attempt to convert people, I don't even go to church, but yes, I do believe in God.
This^^^^^
Its like i posted this myself...
And Me
So you 3 say you believe in God but you don't listen to what he says?
I don't think you truly believe, because if you did you'd be crazy not to be full on.
scousemanc
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clairepartyring
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If he does, i havent met him yet.
Ronnie the Rep
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Its like i posted this myself...[/quote]
And Me[/quote]
So you 3 say you believe in God but you don't listen to what he says?
I don't think you truly believe, because if you did you'd be crazy not to be full on.[/quote]
Maybe he doesn't say anything to me. maybe we are too insignificant to talk to on an individual basis
And Me[/quote]
So you 3 say you believe in God but you don't listen to what he says?
I don't think you truly believe, because if you did you'd be crazy not to be full on.[/quote]
Maybe he doesn't say anything to me. maybe we are too insignificant to talk to on an individual basis
Reminds me of the new priest taking confession for the first time.
A young girl comes in and says "forgive me father I have sinned, last night I kissed my boyfriend on the lips"
The young priest is a bit panic struck and looks out of the confessional and spies the organist "quick" he says "what did the old father give for a young girl kissing her boyfriend?"
"Three hail Mary's, and light a candle for baby Jesus" says the organist
The young priest goes back in an dispenses this advise.
Another young girl comes in and says
"Forgive me father I have sinned. Last night I gave my boyfriend a blowjob"
Panic stricken again, he looks out of the confessional and sees an alter boy.
"quick" he says "what did the old father give for a blowjob?"
"£2.50 and a Mars bar" Said the Alter boy.......
A young girl comes in and says "forgive me father I have sinned, last night I kissed my boyfriend on the lips"
The young priest is a bit panic struck and looks out of the confessional and spies the organist "quick" he says "what did the old father give for a young girl kissing her boyfriend?"
"Three hail Mary's, and light a candle for baby Jesus" says the organist
The young priest goes back in an dispenses this advise.
Another young girl comes in and says
"Forgive me father I have sinned. Last night I gave my boyfriend a blowjob"
Panic stricken again, he looks out of the confessional and sees an alter boy.
"quick" he says "what did the old father give for a blowjob?"
"£2.50 and a Mars bar" Said the Alter boy.......
tueartsboots
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How old is that joke !stony said:Reminds me of the new priest taking confession for the first time.
A young girl comes in and says "forgive me father I have sinned, last night I kissed my boyfriend on the lips"
The young priest is a bit panic struck and looks out of the confessional and spies the organist "quick" he says "what did the old father give for a young girl kissing her boyfriend?"
"Three hail Mary's, and light a candle for baby Jesus" says the organist
The young priest goes back in an dispenses this advise.
Another young girl comes in and says
"Forgive me father I have sinned. Last night I gave my boyfriend a blowjob"
Panic stricken again, he looks out of the confessional and sees an alter boy.
"quick" he says "what did the old father give for a blowjob?"
"£2.50 and a Mars bar" Said the Alter boy.......
tueartsboots said:How old is that joke !stony said:Reminds me of the new priest taking confession for the first time.
A young girl comes in and says "forgive me father I have sinned, last night I kissed my boyfriend on the lips"
The young priest is a bit panic struck and looks out of the confessional and spies the organist "quick" he says "what did the old father give for a young girl kissing her boyfriend?"
"Three hail Mary's, and light a candle for baby Jesus" says the organist
The young priest goes back in an dispenses this advise.
Another young girl comes in and says
"Forgive me father I have sinned. Last night I gave my boyfriend a blowjob"
Panic stricken again, he looks out of the confessional and sees an alter boy.
"quick" he says "what did the old father give for a blowjob?"
"£2.50 and a Mars bar" Said the Alter boy.......
Older than that kid you wanted to cuddle in the muffin thread