Does my next door legally own her cat's excrement.

Thread is correct, all cats, and i mean all of them, are twats. Best advice is to turn your garden into a prison, not to keep you in but to keep THEM out. Put some cat spikes on your fences so the little cunts can't climb up, get a load of those sensors that let out a low pitch frequency on any movement in front of them. We used to get cats all the time in my last house, one of them tore a bird to shreds on the grass and just left it there in pieces, evil little bastards. Scared the shit out of my kids so made the neighbor (a few doors down) come and clear it up as well as all the feathers. New house has bigger fences so not seen one yet, if i do i'll boot the twat back from whence it came.
 
PW said:
He ended up having to move house cos relations with the neighbour deteriorated even further when she caught him trying to rub it out with a black widow catapult
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Wait, i don't get this bit. Your mate was wanking with a black widow catapult? I'm fucking lost on this one..
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
They go into an odd trance when they are curling out their toxic waste. Yet another reason why the creepy song bird murdering fuckers are so strange. I get this problem too. I was cutting the grass after work yesterday and ended up going over a cat turd. My God it stunk, had to bleach out the kitchen floor after it because I must have walked in a bit of it and it stank for hours. When I put the mower in the garage, the offending vermin was sat on the bonnet of my new car warming its stinking dirty teatowel holder on it. Hate cats me.
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Holy shit I'm crying at the stinking dirty tea towel holder line! Quality!
 
talkativesprout said:
Like a tree that grows over into your garden I believe you are allowed to trim branches but legally have to return them to the owner of the tree.

Now next doors cat keeps encroaching on my flower garden and having a mocking bird of the flightless kind.

2 week ago whilst her next door was waffling away her cat came over to my garden and shit right in the centre of my lawn...I pointed this out and full of apology she said i can't believe it, my cat doing that, i'll pick it up.

Now i have only lived here 3 month but i'm about to resort to a catapult method of returning it.
Can i claim to be returning her property?

If you own a cat and you let it out of your house without a lead, YOU ARE A ****...There is no appeal, no court of human rights, Live with it.

I know a couple of people that own the horrible fuckin things, they keep them indoors, they shit in a tray bagged tagged and recycled. Cats happy(of course it is, it has a much revered relative that goes weeks without food, tabby just has to rub against the leg of a socially awkward human and it gets human quality food.


If i put some mesh down under the bark and wire and 18v dewalt battery to it...will it harm the battery and or deter the feline shitter?
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"Now next doors cat keeps encroaching on my flower garden".
Wow life's a woman isn't it mate, and then you die.
 
If next doors shit monster, sorry, pedigree siamese (sp?) cat, had kittens in your garden shed, are they yours, or next doors ?
 
and while we're on the subject of cats, where the fuck has @aguero93:20 gone? He loved them. Can't belive he's not on this thread, has he got bad cat aids or something?
 
grimmcfc said:
and while we're on the subject of cats, where the fuck has @aguero93:20 gone? He loved them. Can't belive he's not on this thread, has he got bad cat aids or something?
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Not seen him for ages. Hope he hasn't fucked off as he was a good poster. Oh, and cats are shite. Kittens can be quite cute, mind.
 
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