Does my next door legally own her cat's excrement.

dronefromsector7G said:
I've got a cat but she never goes out and always shits in her tray. The hamster on the other hand shits on my bed and bit my nipple once, the little red eyed ****
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Bullied by a hamster. :) I had one as a kid and the little fucker bit anyone who tried to pick it up.

**** lived for nearly 3 years. Still loved d it though. It was just a nutter.
 
talkativesprout said:
Like a tree that grows over into your garden I believe you are allowed to trim branches but legally have to return them to the owner of the tree.

Now next doors cat keeps encroaching on my flower garden and having a mocking bird of the flightless kind.

2 week ago whilst her next door was waffling away her cat came over to my garden and shit right in the centre of my lawn...I pointed this out and full of apology she said i can't believe it, my cat doing that, i'll pick it up.

Now i have only lived here 3 month but i'm about to resort to a catapult method of returning it.
Can i claim to be returning her property?

If you own a cat and you let it out of your house without a lead, YOU ARE A ****...There is no appeal, no court of human rights, Live with it.

I know a couple of people that own the horrible fuckin things, they keep them indoors, they shit in a tray bagged tagged and recycled. Cats happy(of course it is, it has a much revered relative that goes weeks without food, tabby just has to rub against the leg of a socially awkward human and it gets human quality food.


If i put some mesh down under the bark and wire and 18v dewalt battery to it...will it harm the battery and or deter the feline shitter?
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You can buy some stuff which stops them having using your garden as a lavatory. But if you really want shot then rat poison is another option and you have always got the excuse that you saw something moving in your garden during the night and thought it was vermin.
 
Lancet Fluke said:
Is this you by any chance?

http://quaysnews.net/index.php/2017/03/07/cat-killer-strikes-manchester/

Since 2015 the M25 cat killer, also known as the Croydon cat killer, has mutilated over 250 animals across the UK.
An animal rescue charity has warned that a nationwide cat killer has now struck in Tameside.

The South Norwood Animal Rescue Liberty (SNARL) specialises in rescuing abandoned animals in south London and has previously spoken out about after over 250 animals were mutilated across the UK.
And SNARL now believe that Dukinfield in Manchester is the latest area to have been targeted after two cats were recently found dead in the area.

Both animals had been severely mutilated with their heads and tails chopped off.
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Sounds like a nice man and I can't stand cats more of a dog person myself
 
Mike D said:
You can buy some stuff which stops them having using your garden as a lavatory. But if you really want shot then rat poison is another option and you have always got the excuse that you saw something moving in your garden during the night and thought it was vermin.
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Very responsible
 
dronefromsector7G said:
I've got a cat but she never goes out and always shits in her tray. The hamster on the other hand shits on my bed and bit my nipple once, the little red eyed ****
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Aha ..What the fuck was you doing to get a hamster to bite your nipple. Some pretty strange beastiality going on there. Sure you are not from Stoke ?
 
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