Dogging Tales - 10pm on C4 tonight (Thurs)

[Lucky Toma]

I'm going to complain to channel 4. A completely stereotypical view of a pastime that hurts no one (unless you want that sort of thing) and provides work for eastern European car washers countrywide.

Thank god I wore that Phantom mask.

I knew it was you. I could see right through it.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Watching this last night was quite a shock for me. I have been dogging for years but I thought it was something completely different

 

[johnmc]

The short guy who was trying desperately to get some purchase off his trainers whilst he was at it in the boot was hillarious

 

[Churchill123]

What a shite program - The bird with the thigh high boots and the pig mask looked pretty dam good but wouldn't have minded seeing the face too as the body looked good..

Les was just hilarious.. Lynx & Joop - "It's gotta be Lynx" what an advert for the product that is..

Not sure why i had to watch a dog take a crap in the woods though, or see so many foxes or deer at night..

 

[Kakhaber Tskhadadze K.O.T.A.]

Respect to Channel 4.
That was the funniest thing on TV for ages.
Fuckin priceless!

It was pretty funny.

My favourite clip was the two Brummies that turned into three with the most unconvincing sex talk ever.

funny as fuck that bit ............... it was like "Creature comforts" sat on the sofa - Little Terry sat between 2 x 20 stone chubbies .........

and then after just arriving in the woods

(all done in a Brummy accent)

Little Terry .. < in brummy accent > ........ "what dow we dow naow ?"

Fat Sarah <another brummy accent >............. " down't naow !"

Little Terry ....................." errr .... well yow tow play with each other "

<the two 20 stoners start playing with each others tits >

Fat black girl .................. "lets play with Terry now ....... cum on Terry get em down"

< fat black girl yanks down little Terry's trousers ......... Little Terry is not that little and fat black girl starts to wank him off >

Not that little Terry ................ " this could take age's... its really cold out here"

then later on after some random bloke had joined them and starts playing the 20 stoners baps.

Terry................ "I'm not comfortable with this ...... I wanna go home ..... I'm cold"

 

[Churchill123]

Anyone on here ever been dogging? - As a 21 year old lad i've never imagined it to be full of really hot young women, more of the 20 stoner variety like poor old terry had to put up with..

 

[jimharri]

Let's be honest; we all know a "Terry", don't we?



*cough*

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I bet the production crew were pissing themselves editing that lot. The fuckwits shouldn't be allowed into the community let alone the woods

 

[Pigeonho]

Strange people on that last night. I mean who the fuck would let bloke after bloke take turns at fucking their wife? That's just fucking weird that.

As for Terry, well what a waste of camera-time he was!

 

[Mrmcfc]

Nearly fucking died laughing at the end, tucking into a romantic candle lit dinner. Complete with KFC and tango. YCMIU this sort of stuff.