Dogging Tales - 10pm on C4 tonight (Thurs)

BimboBob said:
jimharri said:
BimboBob said:
Me in the middle.


I know...lucky man. They lezz up as well if you are interested mate.
You know the house rules. Get them posted!

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Er; thanks. I'll be back in 5 minutes. Actually, you better make that 10. This could take longer than usual!
 
A few years ago a mate and me were fishing over the bank holiday weekend and ran out of cigs on the sunday night so off he went to the all night garage, crossed the local racetrack as a short cut and saw while walking a red glow of a cig in a car, being a cheeky git he walked over tapped on the window to ask for a cig,the window came down he looked in as he asked and the bloke was getting a blow job.

Obviously I included this in wedding speech as I thought the brides family had a right to know about his dogging activities.
 
What's so sexy about feeding a women loads of chips and burgers till she gets mega fat ? I can understand strawberries and abit of whipped cream but greasy junk food ?
 
bobmcfc said:
What's so sexy about feeding a women loads of chips and burgers till she gets mega fat ? I can understand strawberries and abit of whipped cream but greasy junk food ?


exactly...nothing says sexy like hamburger grease...
 
I'm going to watch it now after reading the thread, will report back my thoughts.

If anyone wants to watch it

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.channel4.com/programmes/dogging-tales/4od#3503905" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.channel4.com/programmes/dogg ... od#3503905</a>
 
Poor Terry the daft bastard, the bit when he was tucking into his burger and came out with "this burgers really nice" in his some **** just kill me drawl was priceless.

It was a weird mix of comedy, the bizarre and tragedy, each of them had mental issues. Fair play to anyone willing to have a bash after seeing that.
 
It was gripping from the opening shots of that bloke doing his Churchill the dog impressions. Oh yes.
To see those masks started my amusement. Les the xl condoms don't even fit him ha. And his ''golden years of dogging'' and ''lynx, that or joop'' remarks made me piss.
Terry was the best one. Despite being the drabbest man about. I really don't think he knew what dogging was actually about.
The fact his depressed brummie accent told us about his antics made it better. And the sight of him in between those 2 made me cry.

As a documentary it really wasn't good. Didn't really expose much of a story. But as a dumbed down piece of entertainment it was priceless and I only hope they make it a series.
2 million watch last night and 160 000 tweets. Reading twitter has made my day too.
 
ChesterRdBlue said:
Poor Terry the daft bastard, the bit when he was tucking into his burger and came out with "this burgers really nice" in his some **** just kill me drawl was priceless.

It was a weird mix of comedy, the bizarre and tragedy, each of them had mental issues. Fair play to anyone willing to have a bash after seeing that.
I think you could have picked a better turn of phrase than that!
 

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