Dogging!

my cousin is into dogging and swinging, his brains are in his balls though so it was to be expected. Im told he arranged for him and his better half to meet another couple in his local pub car park. It was done online. My cousin's bird couldn't go so off he went on his own for a threesome. When he got there turns out the other bloke was sonmeone who knows all our family really well, his wife could't come either because it was her monthly, two of them just sat there like a pair of plonkers. The couple who he wsa meeting live next door to my mother in law. I know him aswell. I have'nt told her about the kinky couple next door.

My cousin is at the moment doing another blokes wife regular because he cant get it up so he likes to watch my cousin giving her a good seeing to. My cousins girlfriend doesnt know but she does swing herself so there you go
 
another generation said:
Thinking about the voyeuristic side, how long before Dogging Idol appears on the telly?

u may be onto something there, Cheryl and Danni at it in the back of a ford capri with some dogging hopefuls
 
grimsby blue said:
my cousin is into dogging and swinging, his brains are in his balls though so it was to be expected. Im told he arranged for him and his better half to meet another couple in his local pub car park. It was done online. My cousin's bird couldn't go so off he went on his own for a threesome. When he got there turns out the other bloke was sonmeone who knows all our family really well, his wife could't come either because it was her monthly, two of them just sat there like a pair of plonkers. The couple who he wsa meeting live next door to my mother in law. I know him aswell. I have'nt told her about the kinky couple next door.

My cousin is at the moment doing another blokes wife regular because he cant get it up so he likes to watch my cousin giving her a good seeing to. My cousins girlfriend doesnt know but she does swing herself so there you go

thats grimsby for you.
 
de niro said:
grimsby blue said:
my cousin is into dogging and swinging, his brains are in his balls though so it was to be expected. Im told he arranged for him and his better half to meet another couple in his local pub car park. It was done online. My cousin's bird couldn't go so off he went on his own for a threesome. When he got there turns out the other bloke was sonmeone who knows all our family really well, his wife could't come either because it was her monthly, two of them just sat there like a pair of plonkers. The couple who he wsa meeting live next door to my mother in law. I know him aswell. I have'nt told her about the kinky couple next door.

My cousin is at the moment doing another blokes wife regular because he cant get it up so he likes to watch my cousin giving her a good seeing to. My cousins girlfriend doesnt know but she does swing herself so there you go

thats grimsby for you.
LOL !
 
de niro said:
grimsby blue said:
my cousin is into dogging and swinging, his brains are in his balls though so it was to be expected. Im told he arranged for him and his better half to meet another couple in his local pub car park. It was done online. My cousin's bird couldn't go so off he went on his own for a threesome. When he got there turns out the other bloke was sonmeone who knows all our family really well, his wife could't come either because it was her monthly, two of them just sat there like a pair of plonkers. The couple who he wsa meeting live next door to my mother in law. I know him aswell. I have'nt told her about the kinky couple next door.

My cousin is at the moment doing another blokes wife regular because he cant get it up so he likes to watch my cousin giving her a good seeing to. My cousins girlfriend doesnt know but she does swing herself so there you go

thats grimsby for you.
ya not wrong theer mate, lol there is loads of dogging sites around her, SO IM TOLD
 
grimsby blue said:
my cousin is into dogging and swinging, his brains are in his balls though so it was to be expected. Im told he arranged for him and his better half to meet another couple in his local pub car park. It was done online. My cousin's bird couldn't go so off he went on his own for a threesome. When he got there turns out the other bloke was sonmeone who knows all our family really well, his wife could't come either because it was her monthly, two of them just sat there like a pair of plonkers. The couple who he wsa meeting live next door to my mother in law. I know him aswell. I have'nt told her about the kinky couple next door.

My cousin is at the moment doing another blokes wife regular because he cant get it up so he likes to watch my cousin giving her a good seeing to. My cousins girlfriend doesnt know but she does swing herself so there you go

Bloody exhausted just reading that!
 
mancmackem said:
scottyboi said:
Seriously some perverted people in this world lmao

Someone put up that they enjoy collecting stamps and listening to Bill Tarmey (Jack Duckworth) songs. Must have been a wind up!

Why you feel the need to mock I don't know. I have enjoyed my hobby of fellately for some time now and love Tarmey's easy listening groove.
 

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