Doku song

[cucumberman]

I’ll try this out, on the tune of We Will We Will Rock You (Queen)

*Begin with the song beat stomp-stomp-seatslap x4*

Dancing on the green
He’s dancing on the green
He’s our Belgian Flash supreme

He got goals and assists
Turns and twists
Kevin de Bruyne’s prodigist.

He’s Jeremy Doku! (Doku)
Our Jeremy Doku! (Doku)
He’s Jeremy Doku! (Doku)

———

Then go to continue KdB’s song.


Grab my coat now….


EDIT:

Or the shortened version only

*Stomp stomp clap*
*Stomp stomp clap*
*Stomp stomp clap*
*Stomp stomp clap*

He’s Jeremy Doku! (Doku)
Our Jeremy Doku! (Doku)
He’s Jeremy Doku! (Doku)
Our Jeremy Doku! (Doku)

I got dibs if it’s We Will Rock You.

Since he’s trademarked by us as doing the griddy, so begin with

Dancin’ on the green
He’s griddy on the green
He’s our Belgian flash supre…

 

[paulchapo]

To the tune of the something's happening song.

Something's happening, happening on the wings, it's Doku and he's tearing it up again. Dokuuuuuu he's gonna take the piss and score against you.

 

[robinhood CITY]

Go Jerry
Go Jerry

 

[york away to this!]

Gimme a "D"...

 

[hallsteve62]

Go Jerry
Go Jerry

To the tune of Go Buddy Go by the Stranglers?

 

[Chi-town blues]

Gimme a "D"...

Whatever floats your boat mate.

 

[buckshot]

Pass to Doku on de left hand side...

 

[Blu3m00n91]

When you score you make the city sing
Doku on the wing, Doku Doku on the wing,
Everytime your on the ball we know
There’s gonna be a goal our superstar from (something that rhymes)

 

[BringBackSwales]

I got dibs if it’s We Will Rock You.

Since he’s trademarked by us as doing the griddy, so begin with

Dancin’ on the green
He’s griddy on the green
He’s our Belgian flash supre…

What?

 

[BringBackSwales]

When you score you make the city sing
Doku on the wing, Doku Doku on the wing,
Everytime your on the ball we know
There’s gonna be a goal our superstar from (something that rhymes)

What?

 

[mancityvstoke]

love these song threads..................leave it to the piss heads on away coaches and boozers

 

[HaalandEffect]

Need a vuvuzela to his song

 

[dadnlad]

love these song threads..................leave it to the piss heads on away coaches and boozers

You hum it son and ill play it

 

[MANCtrigger]

(Oasis - Don't look back in anger)

Nooo Doku can't wait,
We know you're too late,
As he is flying on by.

He sooo rockets away,
But don't look back in anger,
You'll lose all day / Your time to pray / He'll make your day

 

[Half time draw tickets]

Most of these suggestions

 

[Cellarite]

(Oasis - Don't look back in anger)

Nooo Doku can't wait,
We know you're too late,
As he is flying on by.

He sooo rockets away,
But don't look back in anger,
You'll lose all day / Your time to pray / He'll make your day

Sorry - only clicked onto the last page of this thread so I'm sure there are worse efforts than yours, but fuck me.

 

[freshie]

You could change the “tearing cockneys apart again“ song to him

so it could be more specific and take the piss out the right back.

“DOKU tearing the right back apart again“

or more general

”DOKU tearing defences apart again“

Or just Doku tearing full backs apart again

 

[Bluemoonadam]

Pass to doku on the left and side

Give him the ball and watch him score for fun.

 

[BringBackSwales]

(Oasis - Don't look back in anger)

Nooo Doku can't wait,
We know you're too late,
As he is flying on by.

He sooo rockets away,
But don't look back in anger,
You'll lose all day / Your time to pray / He'll make your day

What?

 

[jrb]

When he scores we should all do his dance on the terraces. That would look ace.

Let's all do the Doku, let's all do the Doku.