Doku song

[Chi-town blues]

sheikh mansour drove to Rennes
on his 1980s isuzu
bought us back a Belgium flash
Jeremy Doku







uber!

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Loads near me on Saturday were raising both their hands on the air, then doing a radio gaga style slow clap singing DOOO-KU..then it got faster. Utter shite it was tbh.

 

[doots]

If Adam Johnson wasn't a nonce we could have nicked the one we used to sing when he played for us.
Jer-rem-ee Doku he plays in Blue and white Jer-rem-ee Doku he plays on left or right Jer-rem-ee Doku, makes the fullback look shite.

 

[cityutopia]

Heard this in SS3 tonight thought it was quite catchy to the tune of Put Your Records On

Pep put your doku on
Let him go one on one
He'll take you on down the left sideeee
I don't think you understand
He griddys on command
He'll take you on down the left sideeee

 

[The315Ultra]

Heard this in SS3 tonight thought it was quite catchy to the tune of Put Your Records On

Pep put your doku on
Let him go one on one
He'll take you on down the left sideeee
I don't think you understand
He griddys on command
He'll take you on down the left sideeee

Love that. Would personally change line 5 and 6 to:

‘Step overs and griddys
The winger of our dreams’

Listen out for 315 next game!

 

[Jazzyblue]

In true old school Maine Road fashion there was a big group of blue kids who seemed to be at the match with their teachers. I think it was them who I could hear singing

'Oh Jeremy Doku.....(Seven Nation Army)' - as if he was Corbyn - in the second half. Not sure if that can be topped for simplicity or humour!

 

[Big Swifty]

It occurred to me that "Jeremy Doku" has the same stress pattern as "Eleanor Rigby""
As in:
"Jeremy Doku
Tears down the wing in a flash and he lays on a goal...."

But I can't find a suitable rhyme for "goal"

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Mines fucking mint and you're all ignoring it!

[MEDIA]

He comes from belgium
He plays in blue and white
He hates United
He thinks they're fucking shite
He'll break your ankles
If hes running at you
His name's Jeremy
Jeremy Doku

Du du du du du du du du du du du du

England fans sing this about Johnny Stones, I just tweaked the lyrics a little bit. Lots of vids of the original chant online.

 

[Big Swifty]

Mines fucking mint and you're all ignoring it!

[MEDIA]

He comes from belgium
He plays in blue and white
He hates United
He thinks they're fucking shite
He'll break your ankles
If hes running at you
His name's Jeremy
Jeremy Doku

Du du du du du du du du du du du du

England fans sing this about Johnny Stones, I just tweaked the lyrics a little bit. Lots of vids of the original chant online.

Maybe if it had any sort of recognisable tune.......

 

[Feed the Elk]

It occurred to me that "Jeremy Doku" has the same stress pattern as "Eleanor Rigby""
As in:
"Jeremy Doku
Tears down the wing in a flash and he lays on a goal...."

But I can't find a suitable rhyme for "goal"

“Fast like a mole”