So we need teachers to have guns, according to Trump
So we currently have a situation where teachers and kids barricade themselves in and hide in classrooms away from the gun. Now the gun will be in the classroom.
So I now look forward to specially trained event staff wearing suicide bombs at the MEN Arena and at other notable sites because god forbid if there's a suicide bomber we need to make sure we can blow him up first.
I look forward to surgeons and chefs roaming the streets at night wielding knives to protect us all against knife crime. They will be accompanied by Chemistry students who will wander the streets in their lab coats ready and primed with whatever acidic catastrophe they created in their lab class that day.
I also look forward to gardeners saving us all from the rise in subversive use of weed by being ready and primed with RoundUp spray.
Kerry Katona, Ricky Hatton and Jake Livermore will lead a new special taskforce to clean up the bathrooms of night clubs and the Etihad in the clampdown against cocaine.
I can see this ideology really working and bringing handsome rewards, can't see a problem with this logic at all Donald...