Done the pubs lads ladesses

Kakhaber Tskhadadze K.O.T.A. said:
kippaxwarrior said:
The Ritz in town

I was young and naive,i feel so ashamed :-(

Was she Quinquagenarian. Sexagenarian, Septuagenarian, Octogenarian OR Nonagenarian ?


come on admit it..... first time in a club and its the Ritz, they must have seen you coming a mile off..... did they all pounce at once ?

I went in a week after my 18th with my passport, within an hour a woman "in her 40's" her words, was chatting me up and gave me a kiss and fucked off!! i was gutted,thought i was in there!. The lessons we learn!
 
kippaxwarrior said:
I went in a week after my 18th with my passport, within an hour a woman "in her 40's" her words, was chatting me up and gave me a kiss and fucked off!! i was gutted,thought i was in there!. The lessons we learn!


ahhhh.... Quadragenarian ......you got off lightly mate, it could have been a hell of a lot worse.
 
kippaxwarrior said:
Kakhaber Tskhadadze K.O.T.A. said:
Was she Quinquagenarian. Sexagenarian, Septuagenarian, Octogenarian OR Nonagenarian ?


come on admit it..... first time in a club and its the Ritz, they must have seen you coming a mile off..... did they all pounce at once ?

I went in a week after my 18th with my passport, within an hour a woman "in her 40's" her words, was chatting me up and gave me a kiss and fucked off!! i was gutted,thought i was in there!. The lessons we learn!

i went in just to see what it was like, was about 2007 on a friday night, the youngest lady in there was about 35, and that doesn't include the bar staff.
 
Other dives i've been in:

Continental Club - THEE best place to pick up an eager, older woman if that is your thing, which it was with me many years ago. 22 years old in 2000, the night before we won promotion at Blackburn actually, and picked up a 50 odd year old. I achieved legendary status for that.

Press Club - warm Red Stripe, lovely!

Phoenix Club around 1995 - Place was a death trap! Course, you could still smoke in pubs/clubs back then and we went in for my 18th and the place was dripping from ceiling to floor with that crepe paper stuff, tissue paper if you know what I mean. One lit cig on that and the place was history!

Henri Afrikas - dog shit

The Conti club though - ah they were the days!
 
Pigeonho said:
Other dives i've been in:

Continental Club - THEE best place to pick up an eager, older woman if that is your thing, which it was with me many years ago. 22 years old in 2000, the night before we won promotion at Blackburn actually, and picked up a 50 odd year old. I achieved legendary status for that.

Press Club - warm Red Stripe, lovely!

Phoenix Club around 1995 - Place was a death trap! Course, you could still smoke in pubs/clubs back then and we went in for my 18th and the place was dripping from ceiling to floor with that crepe paper stuff, tissue paper if you know what I mean. One lit cig on that and the place was history!

Henri Afrikas - dog shit

The Conti club though - ah they were the days!

I was in there the night that rugby player was CS gassed by the police outside
Full of oddballs in there
 
kippaxwarrior said:
Pigeonho said:
Other dives i've been in:

Continental Club - THEE best place to pick up an eager, older woman if that is your thing, which it was with me many years ago. 22 years old in 2000, the night before we won promotion at Blackburn actually, and picked up a 50 odd year old. I achieved legendary status for that.

Press Club - warm Red Stripe, lovely!

Phoenix Club around 1995 - Place was a death trap! Course, you could still smoke in pubs/clubs back then and we went in for my 18th and the place was dripping from ceiling to floor with that crepe paper stuff, tissue paper if you know what I mean. One lit cig on that and the place was history!

Henri Afrikas - dog shit

The Conti club though - ah they were the days!

I was in there the night that rugby player was CS gassed by the police outside
Full of oddballs in there
We used to go in religiously on a Sunday night. That prick from 'N-Trance' would go in and dance like in one of his video's. Bizarrely we used to go in, pissed up and huddle on the dance floor shouting 'moss side, moss side', insinuating thats where we are from and not to mess with us. We all lived in North Manc! The things we do as nippers!
 
Legends in Manchester, aged 15. Even remember my debut outfit; yellow cropped top, white skirt with yellow polka dots, white stilettos and ridiculous backcombed hair. Didn't cop that night, surprisingly enough...;-)
 

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