Doner Kebabs

citykev28 said:
I worked with a lad on a building site 12 years ago who we called "The Whale". It was behind his back, he was quite proud of what a pig he was. There was a butty van on site that sold a "Gut-Buster" which was basically a fried breakfast on a barmcake. He'd get one every morning without fail. He'd wolf it down and if he could be arsed, go and get another. Sometimes he'd say he couldn't be arsed going again and go through a packet of biscuits by way of consolation. On a night he drank whiskey like his life depended on it. Then he'd get a kebab on the way back to the digs. Throw in sandwiches for dinner and an evening meal at the digs and you get the idea. I'd love to know if this animal is still working these days.
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I would imagine he is either dead or,when he isn't mithering the ambulance servce and crippling their staff when they have to carry/drag the beast out of his adapted home,happilly lying in his own piss and shit.
 
fawada28 said:
Oh man I haven't had a Donar kebab in over 6 years, God I miss the food from England (I'm Paki btw). Heard Wilmsloe is full of shops now
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An Asian from England who can't spell Wilmslow "ROAD",yeah right!!!
Rusholme (Curry Mile) has been full of shops the last 30 years.
 
Only just seen this thread, finally we're allowed a kebab thread after mine was locked. In celebration I've ordered a kebab... problem is I don't know what it is. It's called a Lordy Kebab and it's the most expensive, the guy on the phone seemed surprised when I requested a side portion of chicken pakora's too... think I may have accidentally ordered a mammoth.
 
Blue Smarties said:
Only just seen this thread, finally we're allowed a kebab thread after mine was locked. In celebration I've ordered a kebab... problem is I don't know what it is. It's called a Lordy Kebab and it's the most expensive, the guy on the phone seemed surprised when I requested a side portion of chicken pakora's too... think I may have accidentally ordered a mammoth.
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pics please
 
fawada28 said:
Oh man I haven't had a Donar kebab in over 6 years, God I miss the food from England (I'm Paki btw). Heard Wilmsloe is full of shops now
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paphos-mcfc said:
fawada28 said:
Oh man I haven't had a Donar kebab in over 6 years, God I miss the food from England (I'm Paki btw). Heard Wilmsloe is full of shops now
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Haha that's funny and ironic cause I'm actually wearing an Ireland shirt no joke And my stupid phone keyboard screwed up the spelling I know how to spell Wilmslow
 
Blue Smarties said:
Only just seen this thread, finally we're allowed a kebab thread after mine was locked. In celebration I've ordered a kebab... problem is I don't know what it is. It's called a Lordy Kebab and it's the most expensive, the guy on the phone seemed surprised when I requested a side portion of chicken pakora's too... think I may have accidentally ordered a mammoth.
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This is not fucking facebook!!
 
fawada28 said:
paphos-mcfc said:
fawada28 said:
Oh man I haven't had a Donar kebab in over 6 years, God I miss the food from England (I'm Paki btw). Heard Wilmsloe is full of shops now
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Haha that's funny and ironic cause I'm actually wearing an Ireland shirt no joke And my stupid phone keyboard screwed up the spelling I know how to spell Wilmslow
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There is a world of difference between Wilmslow and Wilmslow Road!!!
You should know that if you're Asian.
 
I'm sorry I haven't lived there in over 14 years but thank you I understand what u mean now. Honestly a kebab takeaway would do great in the city I live in Kansas, I should open one except I know very little about it
 
unicorn said:
Manc in London said:
Yogurtlu Adana is the ultimate kebab. Kofte, tomato sauce, with yoghurt and butter cooked in the oven on Turkish bread.

Best place for kebabs (meat kebabs, not doner) IMO is North London.
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Agree with you, unfortunately - almost any takeaways in Green Lane near Spurs and Cirrik Bros sitdown in Stoke Newington are the ultimate. Pubs in North London are generally terrible though.
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Mate, try Aksula (Turkish take away / restaurant) on Green Lanes near to Palmers Green Triangle. Great kebabs, and other Turkish grub, at excellent prices.

You're right, the pubs are terrible, on the whole, in North London.
 
liamctid said:
Just had a week in Kavos. For three euros I managed to get chicken meat (which tasted like roast chicken) chips and gravy in a naan bread. It was incredible.
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The very definition of cosmopolitan.
 
Make them yourselves at home, much healthier and just as nice!

All you need:

Minced Lamb
Black Pepper
Salt
Ground Cumin
Ground Coriander
Chilli Powder to taste (dependent on desired heat)
Squeeze of lemon juice
Touch of ground ginger
2tbsp dried mint

Mix it all up, seperate into bite size chunks.

Get some chicken thighs (breast fillets will do, thighs have stronger flavour), roll in Tikka seasoning, cut into chunks.

Whack it all under a grill whilst you make the naan, simple recipes available online.

Serve with fresh salad, chilli sauce and a yoghurt and mint dip.

Delicious, and hardly any fat in it.
 
Had one of these bad boys last night, came in from the pub, had just the right money.

I like mine plain on pitta bread. Is that strange?
 
anymore than 2sheiks said:
If I've been a bit of a tart and can't finish mine, it's the only thing that gets me out of bed next morning. "FUCKING HELL, THERE'S A KEBAB IN THE MICROWAVE!"
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I remember staying at my mates after a night out, only to find my half eaten doner on his dash board when he was dropping me off the next morning. The sun had warmed it a bit, i was hank marvin, so fuck it, finished it off, it was divine.

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did i fuck, hard bastard ;-)
 
Only eat them sober me. When I get them pissed I'll have the shittest indigestion for the whole of the next day. Love em in naan with loads of salad and onions, hand full of chips, mayo and a dash of chilli. Mega.

To those talking about kebab shops in North London, there's a really nice restaurant in Muswell Hill but the name escapes me!
 
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