" dont forget to wrap up warm......"

johnny on the spot said:
What about that weird fucker in a tracksuit telling everyone to fasten their seatbelts in the seventies? If we'd listened to everything he said we'd have been quite literally bang in trouble.
Didn't he wear a normal suit for those adverts? Or am I thinking of the ones he did about trains? Was obviously in disguise.
 
Re: " dont forget to wrap up warm......"

I intend to wear about 5 layers today I will look like a pass the parcel. !
 
Seosa said:
pee dubya said:
Fuckit, i'm going for a naked run.

Ugh, the mental image. For some reason I'm reminded of this:

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Huh, wtf is going on here.
 
Do they still have that bit on the end of Crimewatch where they reassure scared pensioners - 'Don't have nightmares,as statistically you have a slightly better than even money chance of making it through the night without being burgled and gang raped by a pack of feral crackheads with aids who would rip your head off and bugger your still-twitching corpse,before stealing everything you have worked your entire life for and fencing it to their dealer for a couple of rocks of crystal meth'?
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Do they still have that bit on the end of Crimewatch where they reassure scared pensioners - 'Don't have nightmares,as statistically you have a slightly better than even money chance of making it through the night without being burgled and gang raped by a pack of feral crackheads with aids who would rip your head off and bugger your still-twitching corpse,before stealing everything you have worked your entire life for and fencing it to their dealer for a couple of rocks of crystal meth'?

Yes but the odds are shorter.
 

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