Door Slamming

Women are not the snakes... They are the snake charmers...

playing their tunes on the accordion (they learn this at Primary school)
controlling our minds (Sex ed at High School)

I was a lot more independent, vicious, I would bite anything and wrap myself around it.... Hungry... Pssss!

Then a woman came along, tricked me, she actually spoke... I tried biting but she had been raised by another snake (who had no wife/charmer around)

She knew how to play me and she got me straight in that basket.

Decision... Stay in the basket, only come out when told to, Sneak out (private credit cards, brothels etc etc) or just fuck relationships off all together and slither off into the jungle?
 
Yep my missus when she's not leaving the door wide open slams it ,not because she's angry, just cos' she's too fucking lazy to use the handle! knob.
Kids the same and further to that are also incapable of sealing the front or rear doors when they slam them shut! Knob's.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Just put the door to. That's all I ask, turn around as you have entered or exited a room and pull the door to. Even turn the handle if you are feeling generous. They are a lazy, selfish species womankind.
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I'd rather they didnt touch it at all. Leave it open, im more than happy to quietly close it when you have fucked off, other than hearing the fucking thing slam shut behind you.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Just put the door to. That's all I ask, turn around as you have entered or exited a room and pull the door to. Even turn the handle if you are feeling generous. They are a lazy, selfish species womankind.
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Christ, that's my personal bugbear. If I'm in the shower and she needs something from the bathroom she'll come in, get whatever it is she wants, and then leave the room without shutting the door after her, really pisses me off!

Another one is talking to me from another room, whether it be on the same floor of the house or not, without raising the decibel level one iota. Then getting annoyed when I say I can't hear her as if it's my fault for not listening hard enough!
 
While were all on one in here how about using 10 sheets of toilet paper just for one arse wipe? You can here the paper being yanked of the roll spool at a huge RPM.

Two sheets per wipe suffice for the initial messier wipes graduating to one.
 
nem said:
While were all on one in here how about using 10 sheets of toilet paper just for one arse wipe? You can here the paper being yanked of the roll spool at a huge RPM.

Two sheets per wipe suffice for the initial messier wipes graduating to one.
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One for a wee, two for a poo. Does she stick to the rules? Does she fuck.
 
Matty said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Just put the door to. That's all I ask, turn around as you have entered or exited a room and pull the door to. Even turn the handle if you are feeling generous. They are a lazy, selfish species womankind.
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Christ, that's my personal bugbear. If I'm in the shower and she needs something from the bathroom she'll come in, get whatever it is she wants, and then leave the room without shutting the door after her, really pisses me off!

Another one is talking to me from another room, whether it be on the same floor of the house or not, without raising the decibel level one iota. Then getting annoyed when I say I can't hear her as if it's my fault for not listening hard enough!
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Yeah, I forgot to put that one the list. I'm pissing off back to my Mums place. She doesn't annoy me, plus I'd never survive on my own.
 
And another thing: using my fucking razor to do her legs or armpits. Or worse.

I might as well shave with a cheese grater.
 
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