Door Slamming

Chris in London said:
And another thing: using my fucking razor to do her legs or armpits. Or worse.

I might as well shave with a cheese grater.
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Yep. That one as well.
 
Chris in London said:
And another thing: using my fucking razor to do her legs or armpits. Or worse.

I might as well shave with a cheese grater.
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-Flooding the bathroom by getting out of the bath or shower before drying
-Forgetting to pull the plug after a bath
-Not putting empty toilet rolls in the bin
-Not turning the taps fully off so the boiler randomly fires up during the night once the taps have cooled down
 
Coming in and talking to me when I'm having a shit.

Or not closing the door when she is.

And candles by the bath, and bath salts.... Just fucking why. Wash your kebab and fuck off. Don't spend 3 hours in there topping up the water every ten minutes and making the boiler work non stop you dozy slag.
 
Some of you are in serious shit if your other halves read this stuff.

Mine does nothing to annoy me and is the perfect missus :)
 
wayne71 said:
Some of you are in serious shit if your other halves read this stuff.

Mine does nothing to annoy me and is the perfect missus :)
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What's his name?
 
wayne71 said:
Some of you are in serious shit if your other halves read this stuff.

Mine does nothing to annoy me and is the perfect missus :)
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Mine already knows.
 
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