Door Slamming

Feed-The-Goat said:
Bitching to themselves so you can hear exactly what its about.

That is the most annoying thing ever.
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THIS! I thought it was just my missus as none of my other gf's have done it before!
 
1, hoovering a square centimetre while you are watching something interesting.

2, repeat mode,i call it the supermarket loop..every 5 mins the same question.

3.winter,leaves every door open in the house and complains shes cold.

4,dressed up like eskimo nel at night.

5,takes her a hour at least to settle down for bed..lotions,potions and i cant go to sleep until ive read a bit of my book..

6.Brings up a crimbo kiss i had with this girl all the time,yep she caught me wooohooo didnt have the nerve to tell her id been banging it for 3 years..

7,scrapes her alloys and guess what yep i must of done um when i borrowed her car to go to the shops once..

8,and her farts smell rancid,esp when ive got no method of escape from this foul stench...
 
Saying lets make plans knowing perfectly well city are playing so when you put them straight they act like they never knew and dissapointed. fuck off.
 
Stillsy said:
Saying lets make plans knowing perfectly well city are playing so when you put them straight they act like they never knew and dissapointed. fuck off.
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This. Every other week, I go to watch city and if televised will watch the away games in between. This has been the routine for the last 7 years and you knew what you were signing up to. In fact it was in my verbal T&Cs. Yet you still act surprised and dismayed every fucking time.
 
silva_hart said:
themadinventor said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Is it the most annoying trait in the female psyche? They actually do not give a fuck who is asleep or dozing, it's almost as if they want everyone else to know that they are up and about and slamming doors. Also they shout on the phone. If you can tell me anything more annoying that they do I will be amazed.
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Driving in the middle lane of the motorway at 60 mph.
Asking you a question when they already know the answer to see if you lie.
Banging on about crap whilst the football is on.
Sitting in a backstreet Manchester terraced house watching soaps about people sitting in backstreet Manchester terraced houses lol.
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Quite happily say I do none of this and pretty sure I don't piss off my boyfriend. Would not be stupid enough to bang on about nothing when he's trying to watch the football, whatever match it is, although I do watch them all with him so I'd miss out if I started that.
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I know I am just a man and please forgive me for speaking out of turn but I think you'll find you are, and I am well aware of what risks I am running by saying this, wrong. Yep you heard right, you are "W. R. O. N. G." wrong.


Anyways I'd put up with the door slamming first thing but during the winter if she needs get up for work the bedroom light goes on ffs! I'd not do that to her ffs, it's a cunts trick.

The one thing that scares me to my core is the "What do you think..." question.

Huh? what. do. I. think? erm, fuck I know I should have listened to you for the last 1 hour and 30 minutes as I know in there you have already told me the answer you want to hear but really love your story telling is like the twighlight or harry potter saga...it's the fucking same every single time just a little older with few new characters. I then spend the next 10 seconds frantically searching the memory banks to what I may have said last time and what sort of look I got on your face...I fail, I seek refuge with a "I'm not sure, it's a complicated situation, I'm sure you'll do what's right love" BOOM...off goes the shotgun! here comes the "you don't listen to me!!" rant, I admit defeat, I go for the counter "well if you didn't spend so long telling the story and maybe once in a while you could just land the fucking plane I could make a worthwhile contribution or at least not get distracted by the film that came on about 15 minutes after you started". And mr wiggly is on bread and water for the next week.
 
Setting her alarm to go off an hour early and, subsequently, every 10 minutes... until it's actually time to get up.
 
Laurent Charvet said:
Setting her alarm to go off an hour early and, subsequently, every 10 minutes... until it's actually time to get up.
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I'll hold my hands up to that one. Back in the day when me and Mrs 2sheikhs were on speaking terms, it used to piss her off a bit.
 
interrupting when you're trying to explain something they have already said they don't understand. Winds me up big time
 
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