When getting out of the car to post a letter or call in a shop. leaves the car door open. Putting the bin out, leaves the front door open. As soon as I put headphones on, starts waving her arms to get my attention to talk. Asks "are you watching this" when it's pretty fucking obvious that it's a programme that I like. Just the tip of a fucking huge iceberg and if I listed everything, my fingertips would start bleeding. Also, I'm back in work on saturday morning. Oh, and during an argument, muttering as she's walking off into another room pisses me off.
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Door Slamming
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jimbojones
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I'm sure this has probably already been said but...
asking what you're thinking about.
Seriously, I'm sitting watching some brain candy on the tv and not thinking about anything. But if I say I'm thinking about 'nothing', that won't suffice. I have to have been thinking about something.
Aaaaaargh!!
asking what you're thinking about.
Seriously, I'm sitting watching some brain candy on the tv and not thinking about anything. But if I say I'm thinking about 'nothing', that won't suffice. I have to have been thinking about something.
Aaaaaargh!!
bluemilkman
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If they have seen a film or something before you and they sit there saying "this is a good bit " or " you won't believe what happens next" . Just fucking spoil for me because i know your dying to. This is why Peter Sutcliffe is my hero.
Why Always Ste
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I've been laughing at this topic - My Mrs ticks all these boxes.
The hairdryer at 6am (although I've got used to this noise and I have now mastered sleeping through it)
The Front Door Slamming - when she goes to work I have to know lol.
The Mrs is the master of raising her voice whilst on the phone, even more awful when I'm sat next to her, right next to her and she's shouting... I mean my ear lobe should be getting damaged from this, no?
Coldplay fans have it so much easier.
The hairdryer at 6am (although I've got used to this noise and I have now mastered sleeping through it)
The Front Door Slamming - when she goes to work I have to know lol.
The Mrs is the master of raising her voice whilst on the phone, even more awful when I'm sat next to her, right next to her and she's shouting... I mean my ear lobe should be getting damaged from this, no?
Coldplay fans have it so much easier.
silva_hart
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themadinventor said:gaudinho's stolen car said:Is it the most annoying trait in the female psyche? They actually do not give a fuck who is asleep or dozing, it's almost as if they want everyone else to know that they are up and about and slamming doors. Also they shout on the phone. If you can tell me anything more annoying that they do I will be amazed.
Driving in the middle lane of the motorway at 60 mph.
Asking you a question when they already know the answer to see if you lie.
Banging on about crap whilst the football is on.
Sitting in a backstreet Manchester terraced house watching soaps about people sitting in backstreet Manchester terraced houses lol.
Quite happily say I do none of this and pretty sure I don't piss off my boyfriend. Would not be stupid enough to bang on about nothing when he's trying to watch the football, whatever match it is, although I do watch them all with him so I'd miss out if I started that.
Fourinarow
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When you're sat watching something good on TV, or a match or whatever, and she's in the shower, or in the kitchen and shouts 'Babe'...you shout back 'Yeah?'...she then shouts 'BABE!'. I shout 'WHAT?!....she replies 'nothing babe, it doesn't matter.'
Chris in London
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Hoovering? Hairdryer? Slamming doors? Sorry guys but your women are amateurs.
I was in a fairly nasty bump (not my fault) and had whiplash a few years ago. She was giving me a lift after we had fallen out. So she took the route with the most speedbumps. Which she took at speed.
Oh and during the argument, she did of course drag up stuff that I did in the late seventeenth century. Which she does every argument.
I was in a fairly nasty bump (not my fault) and had whiplash a few years ago. She was giving me a lift after we had fallen out. So she took the route with the most speedbumps. Which she took at speed.
Oh and during the argument, she did of course drag up stuff that I did in the late seventeenth century. Which she does every argument.
gaudinho's stolen car
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Chris in London said:Hoovering? Hairdryer? Slamming doors? Sorry guys but your women are amateurs.
I was in a fairly nasty bump (not my fault) and had whiplash a few years ago. She was giving me a lift after we had fallen out. So she took the route with the most speedbumps. Which she took at speed.
Oh and during the argument, she did of course drag up stuff that I did in the late seventeenth century. Which she does every argument.
Their memories are almost digital. Until it comes to remembering to get you 6 cans when she goes shopping.
Chris in London
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gaudinho's stolen car said:Chris in London said:Hoovering? Hairdryer? Slamming doors? Sorry guys but your women are amateurs.
I was in a fairly nasty bump (not my fault) and had whiplash a few years ago. She was giving me a lift after we had fallen out. So she took the route with the most speedbumps. Which she took at speed.
Oh and during the argument, she did of course drag up stuff that I did in the late seventeenth century. Which she does every argument.
Their memories are almost digital. Until it comes to remembering to get you 6 cans when she goes shopping.
It's total recall. If you or I described this thread it would be 'some blokes moaned about their women, and some women laughed about the blokles moaning about their women.'
If Mrs London described it it would be 'Well GSC said this, and then Why Always Ste said that, and GSC replied this, and then Bluebird 1 said that'...
But you didn't tell her to get the cans. It just didn't happen. Next time I ask her to get some beers in, I will use my phone cam to record me actually saying it.