Double glazing salesmen

[PaulPowerShower]

Anyone had on in their gaff recently?

I had one round the other night

This dick was stood in my kitchen, I just wanted to know how much a UPVC door would cost - He said £1500....I said behave....he actually slapped his own hand and uttered "Take 55% of that straight away"

I said.....errrrm alright but that's still nearly 800 for a door.......he then said if I ring my boss he might give me a lower price....you will have to buy tonight though......

I couldn't believe this wanky sales process STILL goes on in 2010

I said "too be honest mate you have fucked this whole process up - I'm not an idiot and your just pissing me off with this pantomime - Lets call it a night, thanks for coming"

He then carried on still trying to sell me a door.....!!!!

He even said "I could stay here for a few hours and put the hard sell on you but Im not like that, that's not the way I sell"

At which point I burst out laughing

I was still laughing when I was escorting him out - he was getting very irate because I was ripping the piss put of him

Fucking halfwits.....how do they sell anything to anybody

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Scum bags all. They're like Jehovah's bloody witnesses.

 

[tasker]

i work for a small double glazing firm mate. and the amount off money the salesmen are on is unberlievable. all commission based. fuknows how they sell the stuff. but they can talk a glass eye 2 sleep

 

[Paul powers moustache]

Sounds like a right Arthur daley character

If you still need a door or any other upvc products give My Brother a bell

01204 663 979

He runs a company manufacturing and installing windows and doors , amd the bonus is he is a season ticket holding blue so He wont rip you off ( Just tell him Steve gave you his number )



Steve

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Sounds like a right Arthur daley character

If you still need a door or any other upvc products give My Brother a bell

01204 663 979

He runs a company manufacturing and installing windows and doors , amd the bonus is he is a season ticket holding blue so He wont rip you off ( Just tell him Steve gave you his number )



Steve

Your brother is going to be receiving calls all afternoon from the more mischevious blues on here saying "Steve said you'd fix my back door" heh heh

 

[PaulPowerShower]

Sounds like a right Arthur daley character

If you still need a door or any other upvc products give My Brother a bell

01204 663 979

He runs a company manufacturing and installing windows and doors , amd the bonus is he is a season ticket holding blue so He wont rip you off ( Just tell him Steve gave you his number )



Steve

Cheers fella

 

[Dirty Harry]

"I could stay and give you the hard sell for 3 hours" lol, the last one who said that to me got 10 seconds to get out, he was gone in 5.

PPS Oddly I get them knocking `onspec` all the time, I say oddly because anyone with eyes and a brain can see they`re new windows so really shouldn`t be bothering, I still stay polite though ( unless they change the mood of the conversation) as I think that could easily be my Son or one of my Daughters having to do it for a living and I`d be pretty annoyed if someone just randomly abused them.

 

[hertsblue]

If i am not expecting company, i just dont bother to answer the door now so i dont waste my time with them and other "sellers".

Best one, when i used to answer the door, was someone on behalf of British Gas.
We can save you money they said. I replied you have no idea what i pay.
They showed me a photocopy (yes photocopy) of a page torn out of a newspaper showing British gas slashing prices.
I replied, what about the 10 increases you had last year, surely putting up the price by 60% then slashing it by 5% isnt a saving. Also what about the watchdog report saying more complaints about British Gas than any other supplier.
I think he could tell by now he was on a losing run with me.

Other stuff thats a pin is all those "we want you spare clothing" little bags you get every 2 weeks. FFS how many clothes do they think i buy?
Also people who put catalogues through your door saying we will collect it the next day, please leave it outside, then they never turn up for days on end. Now i just bin them

 

[jacko74]

A mate of mine had an appointment for a salesman to call and give a quote for some new windows the other night... for some bizzare reason she insisted on buying a nice new set of bath towels before he came cos she didnt want him seeing her scruffy old ones!

 

[Fanzone Danny]

Probably a RAG as well! ;-)