Double glazing salesmen

[Ronnie the Rep]

When anyone selling anything calls I just say the house is rented and the owner is in Canada - works every time.

The funniest is when they call and say "I was just walking past your house and noticed...." It's nonsense. I have a 100 foot drive and you can't see the house from the road!!

 

[Swales lives]

When anyone selling anything calls I just say the house is rented and the owner is in Canada - works every time.

The funniest is when they call and say "I was just walking past your house and noticed...." It's nonsense. I have a 100 foot drive and you can't see the house from the road!!

Unless the person who phoned you was Barry george.

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

When anyone selling anything calls I just say the house is rented and the owner is in Canada - works every time.

The funniest is when they call and say "I was just walking past your house and noticed...." It's nonsense. I have a 100 foot drive and you can't see the house from the road!!

Unless the person who phoned you was Barry george.

Hmmm - good point, I forgot about stalkers - and nobody would hear the screams! ffs you've frightened me now you bastard!