Douglas Luiz

[better dead than red]

He's in a relationship with Alisha Lehmann. If he brings her along for the women's team, it's a yes from me.

And since rules are rules:

 

[Goatmeal]

He's in a relationship with Alisha Lehmann. If he brings her along for the women's team, it's a yes from me.

And since rules are rules:

It should be the other way around
Sign her and if Doug wants to come along it’s up to him.

 

[Chak19]

It should be the other way around
Sign her and if Doug wants to come along it’s up to him.

Neck tattoo alert though.

 

[Stoned Rose]

He's in a relationship with Alisha Lehmann. If he brings her along for the women's team, it's a yes from me.

And since rules are rules:

Inhale.

Forever.

 

[Scottyboi]

He's in a relationship with Alisha Lehmann. If he brings her along for the women's team, it's a yes from me.

And since rules are rules:

Just wanna huff on her fartbox till I pass out.

 

[bobom]

Just wanna huff on her fartbox till I pass out.

You old romantic.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

He's in a relationship with Alisha Lehmann. If he brings her along for the women's team, it's a yes from me.

And since rules are rules:

She probably looks just like Haaland from the back.
Maybe I should have worded this little better.

 

[bell_mcfc]

Tolmie tweeted about it didn't he, that's as close to anything meaningful I have seen.

Think what Tolm said is his agents were after the move.

So not actually offered to us or us asking about him.

 

[Gaz76]

She probably looks just like Haaland from the back.
Maybe I should have worded this little better.

Don't worry mate, if you want to tackle her from behind then that's your choice

 

[Blue Bogey]

Juventus are aware that several clubs are interested and have now stated they never wanted Luis to leave. However if a club offer over €50m they will listen.

I think this is what you call moving the goalposts.

 

[eyalluvitt]

She probably looks just like Haaland from the back.
Maybe I should have worded this little better.

Norwegian Would?

 

[better dead than red]

She probably looks just like Haaland from the back.
Maybe I should have worded this little better.

If you say so, mate. You may want to pop into Specsavers when you get an opportunity though.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

If you say so, mate. You may want to pop into Specsavers when you get an opportunity though.

Oh my god

WTF is she smuggling

 

[Zenmanc]

Oh my god

WTF is she smuggling

She's also equal opportunity mate.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

If you say so, mate. You may want to pop into Specsavers when you get an opportunity though.

According to my phone's zoom check...
Everything appears to be in good working order, so it's a yeah man for Lehmann.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

I prefer Haaland.

 

[better dead than red]

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I prefer Haaland.

It's 2025, mate. Love, and do other things, with who you wish to love. I don't judge

 

[better dead than red]

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According to my phone's zoom check... View attachment 143252
Everything appears to be in good working order, so it's a yeah man for Lehmann.

I saw an Instagram reel with a view of her from behind jumping up and down. After a couple of seconds, it cut to a woman asking what number was on her shirt. I had no clue. I showed it to a mate. He also failed the quiz.

 

[Stoned Rose]

If you say so, mate. You may want to pop into Specsavers when you get an opportunity though.

She’s a serious thoroughbred.

 

[samuelyeboah]

at the risk of sounding a bit prudish and enraging the rabble, would it be such a bad idea if we made this forum a bit more comfortable a space for female commentators and refrained from.. whatever this is?