Jeez...
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Despite being loyal and only ever having eyes for one woman at a time in my life, and honestly never even looking at other women in a realistic way, then at the risk of sounding like some sort of gross horrible womaniser for any easily offended types... Really?
Honestly I fully understand if someone is very bored of these comments or it's against their tastes that's their prerogative, even if it's just about getting the Douglas Luiz thread back on track focusing mainly on comments relating to his potential transfer.
But we're all humans and women are no different in the way they talk, they aren't precious little things who need protecting from comments...
With the amount of women who swoon over the likes Jack Grealish calves and whatever else is on display, like my mother in law every time he's on TV checking out for his calves arse or other areas it's madness.
Your comment might have well thought out intentions and some may vehemently agree but honestly it isn't real life, humans both male or female do this very thing you're saying "whatever this is" all the time and it's absurd to pretend otherwise, honestly the Mrs thinks Grealish is a dog in her own words but actually fancies Pep and more strangely Foden.
Lots of women in the 1990s objectified the likes of David Beckham and Jamie Redknapp back then, also Rodney Marsh and George Best and Kevin Keegan in his tight shorts before that too.
Is it a bit crass? Maybe but plenty of women if you're around them long enough watching football or even in the work place, straight ones are frothing at the mouth all over male footballers or celebrities they like, every single week and about what they'd actually do to them too if they got them alone.
Yet the way your comment comes across is that it's a male only thing? Most are clearly jokes I know mine was whether people think it was in poor taste or not, If it's against the rules which I'm not aware then fair enough however both genders clearly do this all the time, so unless you're very easily offended or want to get the thread talking about only Douglas Luiz I don't really get the comment too much.
One thing I will acknowledge is I fully understand the forum might even want to avoid it generally as a rule... I do realise it could get seriously out of line I've seen passing comments like this a good few times, importantly though even from female members of this forum about their favourite footballer.
What I'm saying is women and it needs to be said talk this way about dream celebrities or people they fancy in a very very objectifying manner all the time, when I helped build the Etihad I won't deny that the ogling and comments relating to women blokes liked was there.
The worst place I've ever worked at for people objectifying the opposite sex though was a female dominated office and rightly nobody was offended, women make these sort of passing comments all the time and usually in my experience much more than men, usually in a far more perverted manner than men ever do if you're within ear space of them too, the dirty old women in Harry Enfield was quite funny because although absurdly played out there was an element of real truth to it.
Fair enough if you don't like the comments but proper grown women are not poor little things that need protecting from stuff like this, they'll honestly do it themselves and young girls if raised properly should always be encouraged from an early age to stand up for themselves.
This is nowt compared to the real life issues women and young girls or vulnerable people can find themselves facing, every single day from actual predators online and in real life these are comments related to human nature.
If anything it comes across more like another classic Harry Enfield sketch, the women know your limits one...
where after the video analysis is belittling a woman's intelligent views, it instead shows the woman then making a silly comment about kittens during a debate, where upon Harry's character says "what a delightful thought, you dear sweet fragile thing."
If anything your comment actually infers women are too innocent or precious, to ever be capable of this kind of behaviour or being around it and I promise you that is very far from the case.