Dumping suggestions

[Lucky Toma]

Got a mad one on my hands at the moment who thinks its love between us - in her words 'a very deep connection' - and who claims she can barely sleep and cant stop thinking about me. Also texts me non-stop and calls me waaay to often.

To me its a fling. Nothing more. Only known her a fortnight, met her twice and sex the once. Was hoping to string it out a bit for more sex but Jesus she's a bit scary and full-on now. I need to nip this one in the bud because she's potentially psychotic.

Suggestions?

 

[mcfcliam]

Does she take it up the arse?

If so...she's a keeper.

If not...get rid.

 

[Lucky Toma]

I'm a gentleman Liam. I dont even try for the Galaxy canal until at least the fourth date.

She found out we shared the same star sign this week and got really excited. Claimed it was fated. Then said 'What are the chances?'. It took very strong restraint to keep the words 'I think its 12-1' in my head.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

if shes like that after 2 weeks...ditch.

 

[Lucky Toma]

Yup she's definitely going Joe. Just wondering on the best method.

Essentially I'm a coward and so I'm thinking of either

a/ Phasing out contact.

or the longer version of

b/ Being really dull and uninterested until she loses interest.

 

[speccybob]

or c) explain to her that you don't want a relationship right now. you could still remain 'friends' ;)

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

or d) nail her round the back of the head with a spade and bury her in a landfill...

 

[crizack]

ask her to stand in front of you at the top of the stairs

 

[Freestyler]

if shes really fit, tell her to slow down and calm down a bit, then go from there.

 

[stony]

Get a mate to tell her your dead. Even if she finds out the truth she'll get the message.
Seriously though, she sounds fucking mental. Rather you than me.