Dumping suggestions

[DannyBoy2890]

 

[adamgregory]

Got a mad one on my hands at the moment who thinks its love between us - in her words 'a very deep connection' - and who claims she can barely sleep and cant stop thinking about me. Also texts me non-stop and calls me waaay to often.

To me its a fling. Nothing more. Only known her a fortnight, met her twice and sex the once. Was hoping to string it out a bit for more sex but Jesus she's a bit scary and full-on now. I need to nip this one in the bud because she's potentially psychotic.

Suggestions?

I used to find being a boring moody bastard works a trick, if youre a big enough pain in the arse she will get rid of you, therefore not hurting her feelings and you get what you want to, everyones a winner

 

[Blue Si O.B]

or c) explain to her that you don't want a relationship right now. you could still remain 'friends' ;)

followed by "its not you, its me"

 

[Kevblue]

Yup she's definitely going Joe. Just wondering on the best method.

Essentially I'm a coward and so I'm thinking of either

a/ Phasing out contact.

or the longer version of

b/ Being really dull and uninterested until she loses interest.

tell her you're not long out of a long term relationship & you dont want to be with another at the minute, my mate used this for about 2 years after breaking up with his bird!!

 

[charliebigspuds]

if shes like that now (usually people show restraint early on) then she's not going to improve, before you know it she'll be trying to control you, just tell her you've met somebody else...it's easy and it always works

 

[XxRachXx]

Why don't you just try being honest to her , she obviously really likes you and making excuses won't be fair to her !!

 

[gazhinio]

Tell her she aint really your type and to go and haunt someone else!
Come on Lucky..you know the dance, it's like ripping a plaster off mate...the quicker the better!
F*ckin women are well strange aren't they lol

 

[mcfcnorthstand]

delete her number and block it.

 

[Ovo]

After the " my Life is in bits" thread it's nice to see you back in the saddle but in future we may start charging you for advice LT.

Both these have worked in the past.

I was in a similar position but I was blessed with a close Female friend who was up for anything! Cue me and physcho cosied up for the evening when by pre arrangement Vicky; my friend lets herself into the House using the spare key and marches straight into the Living Room.

Me........ "Vicky, please it's not what it looks like"
Vicky..... to physcho, " Dont worry love your not the First and you wont be the last." A sharp exit from physcho 1.

Game over.

The second situation. After having sex with a similar type she went into the Bathroom. I followed her in and told her that although the Sex was very nice it wasn't what I was really into. I then asked her seeing as we were in the Bathroom if she had ever tried Watersports. Needless to say unless She is a real pervert and physco 2 wasn't ( a possibility yours might be) you will have hit on another winner.

Haha this had me in stitches!

 

[Lucky Toma]

Haha I loved them too. Especially the first one which is fool-proof as long as its acted properly.

'Operation Phaseout' has begun in earnest. Already had two texts from her this morning (every time my phone chirps now I make the same noise as Sideshow Bob when he steps on another rake) and I havent replied to either.
Also dumped that other girl this morning - the one who didnt laugh at my jokes but would instead say 'Oh you're so funny'.

A productive couple of hours so far.