Eamonn Holmes

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

When the disgusting lard arsed fat **** finally does explode, they should let him lie in state, so folk can file past and laugh.
In fact you could call it the Ideal Holmes Exhibition.

Beautifully constructed! Unlike that amorphous pool of expectoration.<br /><br />-- Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:50 pm --<br /><br />

Down the Cliftonville Road I headed, desperately trying to reach the nearby New Lodge Road. They wouldn’t dare follow me there. All around it was like a ghost town. No lights, no people. But on a straight road, they outran me, forced me up on to the pavement and into the wall of a church. More than at any other time in my life in Belfast, I thought this was the end. As I slumped over the steering wheel, one of the four wrenched open my door, pulled me out by the scruff of the neck and threw me across the bonnet of my Fiat Strada.
‘Who the **** are you? Who the **** are you?’ he screamed. As I tried to answer, I began to realise that there was something even odder to this already odd scenario. He was English. And although he was now pressing a gun into the side of my head with some force, I began to think this mightn’t be as bad as it looked. It’s one of the very few times in my life that I have tried to use my television profile to get me anything.

Bless... Butter wouldn't melt. ****

Was that picture taken before chips had been invented?

 

[Chris in London]

His missus was looking half decent on the NTA tv show the other night.
he punching well above his not inconsiderable weight with her.

so he's punching above his weight and she's suffering under it?

 

[scotty123]

His missus was looking half decent on the NTA tv show the other night.
he punching well above his not inconsiderable weight with her.

so he's punching above his weight and she's suffering under it?

Nipples like a blind cobblers thumb

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I watch Sky News on and off, most mornings, mainly to clock Shaggable Charlotte Hawkins, and watch nice arse Naz present the weather.
The downside of this pleasant interlude is the appearance of this lacquered inflated pigs bladder smarming his way towards yet another eulogy of his beloved Rags, and usually results in me slinging obscenities around, and my Mrs, quite rightly, telling me to calm down.
I really can't stand this twat.

 

[Balti]

he is indeed a horrible fat rag twat.......

and his missus apparently has tits

he is truly blessed

 

[happy daze]

His missus has great tits and he's just ermm a great lard arsed rag tit.

 

[scotty123]

He's looking dishevelled, pissed off and grumpy this morning, must be seeing Mick Hucknall sat next to his hero and being left out of the fun and games, either that or he didn't get a suck on those bazoomers last night

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Looks like a massive myocardial infarction simply waiting for the right moment to me.
The right moment being live on national television in front of an audience of laughing blues.

Boom! shake shake skake the room
Tic-tic-tic-tic - boom!

As Will Smith succinctly put it.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

When the disgusting lard arsed fat **** finally does explode, they should let him lie in state, so folk can file past and laugh.
In fact you could call it the Ideal Holmes Exhibition.

Beautifully constructed! Unlike that amorphous pool of expectoration.

-- Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:50 pm --

Down the Cliftonville Road I headed, desperately trying to reach the nearby New Lodge Road. They wouldn’t dare follow me there. All around it was like a ghost town. No lights, no people. But on a straight road, they outran me, forced me up on to the pavement and into the wall of a church. More than at any other time in my life in Belfast, I thought this was the end. As I slumped over the steering wheel, one of the four wrenched open my door, pulled me out by the scruff of the neck and threw me across the bonnet of my Fiat Strada.
‘Who the **** are you? Who the **** are you?’ he screamed. As I tried to answer, I began to realise that there was something even odder to this already odd scenario. He was English. And although he was now pressing a gun into the side of my head with some force, I began to think this mightn’t be as bad as it looked. It’s one of the very few times in my life that I have tried to use my television profile to get me anything.

Bless... Butter wouldn't melt. ****

Was that picture taken before chips had been invented?

And plates that could accommodate two fishes, a meat and potato pie, and two steak puddings?

 

[laserblue]

From his Wiki page. Amendment at the end.

Eamonn Holmes (born 3 December 1959)[1] is a multi award-winning Northern Irish journalist and broadcaster, best known for presenting Sky News and This Morning.

Eamonn currently presents Sky News Sunrise from Monday-Thursday with Charlotte Hawkins and This Morning with his wife Ruth Langsford on Fridays and during school holidays. Holmes was a main presenter for the ITV Breakfast programme GMTV for twelve years between 1993 and 2005. He has also presented BBC One game shows such as Jet Set and SUDO-Q.

Eamonn is also heavily involved in a number of charities. He is patron of charities Kids for Kids and Dogs Trust. He is well known for his catch phrase "I'm fierce hungry so I am."