I don't think I'll ever retire, I'll just slow down. I'm easily bored and I'm much happier when I'm busy. If I get a day off and I've got nowt to do, me and the wife end up having a few choice words.
One morning I'm sat watching homes under the hammer, and she comes walking in saying "are you gonna sit there all fucking day? " I replied "it's half 10 for fucks sake" to which she replied "why don't you fuck off out for a bit, I'm not used to you being here in the day, I've got things to do!"
(Probably got the postman or window cleaner on the go) :)
One morning I'm sat watching homes under the hammer, and she comes walking in saying "are you gonna sit there all fucking day? " I replied "it's half 10 for fucks sake" to which she replied "why don't you fuck off out for a bit, I'm not used to you being here in the day, I've got things to do!"
(Probably got the postman or window cleaner on the go) :)