This one made me laugh:
Everything you need to know about Eden Hazard, budding egomaniac
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Here's an excerpt:
"-He's been linked to everyone from Spurs to Real Madrid, but he seems to have narrowed his choices down to the Premier League trio of Manchester United, Man City and now that they've won the Champions League: Chelsea, reportedly with a wage demand of a massive £200,000 per week and the stipulation that whichever club he selects changes their name to Eden Hazard Wolf Gang Kill Them All FC. Which, admittedly, sounds pretty awesome.
-Nicklas Bendtner thinks he's full of himself.
-He often mistakes mirrors for televisions showing a documentary of his life.
-He nearly starved to death when he kept a waiter guessing for days as to whether he would choose the spaghetti bolognese or the fish special.
-His favorite color is Eden Hazard."