Eden Hazard (continued)

[stony]

All joking aside and no word of a lie, as stated, I'm in bed with food poisoning and have officially shat myself by trusting a fart instead of going to the loo to be safe, just so I didn't miss anything.

Now I smell.

You need to get that cleaned up, it will soon fester and form a crust in this heat.

 

[80s Shorts]

All joking aside and no word of a lie, as stated, I'm in bed with food poisoning and have officially shat myself by trusting a fart instead of going to the loo to be safe, just so I didn't miss anything.

Now I smell.

Just turn the mattress.

 

[Originals]

I've been sat waiting all day for this.

I was due to go to the gym at 4!

 

[metalblue]

Where are the mods? Some of the wumming on here deserves a ban.

Some bans have already been issued. if you think anyone is wumming, report them. Tbh I'm getting pretty sick of it.

I'm reporting Hazard then

 

[MCC]

Get the violins out?

As in aww diddums,we didn`t get him?

 

[Ovo]

ForzaMancini wrote:
I really can't see us giving him permission to announce the transfer himself, I'm sure the club would want some involvement. Almost certainly going to Chelsea or the rags.

Normally we have non disclosure clauses in contract, having said that he isn't really in negotiaitions with us and all he would be doing is saying who he is going to talk to so I am not sure whether our club, Rags or Chelsea have much control over that. Would be piss funny though if he said joining OVO and we turned round and said you can fuck off with all the messing about you have done. :-)

You rang sir.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

All joking aside and no word of a lie, as stated, I'm in bed with food poisoning and have officially shat myself by trusting a fart instead of going to the loo to be safe, just so I didn't miss anything.

Now I smell.

Just turn the mattress.

Sound advice.

 

[kunaguero10]

the 2 clubs who DIDNT sign him should both announce they haven't signed him on their OS and piss on this twats chips

 

[ono]

whats elgar?

Think he's asking if it's time to get the violin out, because half the population of bluemoon are about to spit their dummy out because he's signing for Chelsea?

 

[20sbc07]

Announcing at 7 because he wants to be #7...


I've been on here too long!