Eden Hazard (continued)

[samharris]

whats elgar?

I think it's a horse.

you're thinking of arkle.

 

[Ray78]

Get the violins out?

As in aww diddums,we didn`t get him?

It could be Nimrod.

 

[Rammyblues]

Just turn the mattress.

Blame it on the dog.

 

[SWP's back]

Get the violins out?

As in aww diddums,we didn`t get him?

Or smoke a hamlet cigar?

Was that Elgars music?

 

[LongsightM13]

All joking aside and no word of a lie, as stated, I'm in bed with food poisoning and have officially shat myself by trusting a fart instead of going to the loo to be safe, just so I didn't miss anything.

Now I smell.

Were you drinking that fake Holts'

 

[LoveCity]

He's gotten like 20,000 new followers in the last 20 minutes on Twitter, his whoring is working.

 

[Dextersmate]

whats elgar?

I think it's a horse.

you're thinking of arkle.

Don,t say after all this he,s a donkey.

 

[samharris]

whats elgar?

Its an anagram of 'large'

 

[ellguitar]

I've been sat waiting all day for this.

I was due to go to the gym at 4!

got exam mate!

 

[Blue Haze]

What if...





he doesn't announce today? =O