Eden Hazard

[City Raider]

I'm sure he'll tell us how to pronounce him name at his press conference like Dzeko did.

After a season he'll be known as God anyway so it doesn't make much difference.

 

[Batman]

For those have actually properly seen him play, what is his flopability percentage?

Just reread that and realised it sounds distinctly homoerotic, that was not intended, u know what I mean ha

 

[johnny crossan]

Vince called him

Edeeeeen Ha zz aaaaaaaarrrrrrrr'd

and he's a Walloon

(or perhaps it was Eddie Izzard)

 

[bobmcfc]

We're from Manchester anyway so dropping our Hs is mandatory

 

[unlikelyfan19]

For those have actually properly seen him play, what is his flopability percentage?

The few times I have seen him play, what really stood out was how fast he is. It's unreal. Outside of that I haven't watched him enough. But the hype seems to be that "top-level" hype. (as in he won't flop) but who knows *shrugs

 

[bowdonblue]

Lots of potential for songs if we get him

to the tune of rock the casbah by the clash
Fergieeee don't like it
citi got hazarrrd
citi got hazarrrd


or something with the tune to the in the gadda da vida ( which was changes to garden of eden in the simpson)

if they end up getting sung at the match i want full rights and credit of course

Nearly - it should be

Fergie-eee don't like it
we got hazarrrd
we got hazarrrd

Now that could take off!

 

[LoveCity]

For those have actually properly seen him play, what is his flopability percentage?

Lower than Silva when he joined I'd say. Hazard is already used to a physical league and getting fouled over and over, and has the intelligence and talent that should make him almost fail-proof.

 

[bobmcfc]

Lots of potential for songs if we get him

to the tune of rock the casbah by the clash
Fergieeee don't like it
citi got hazarrrd
citi got hazarrrd


or something with the tune to the in the gadda da vida ( which was changes to garden of eden in the simpson)

if they end up getting sung at the match i want full rights and credit of course

Nearly - it should be

Fergie-eee don't like it
we got hazarrrd
we got hazarrrd

Now that could take off!

of course i want full credit if it does ;-)

 

[smoschella]

Who's gonna be the idiot that proposes the blue he wears is at Everton? ME!

 

[Blue Haze]

For those have actually properly seen him play, what is his flopability percentage?

Just reread that and realised it sounds distinctly homoerotic, that was not intended, u know what I mean ha

As close to a sure thing as exists in football. He is similar to Aguero in terms of certain success.