Elevenerife

[brass neck]

Just try to have any ailment and mention around women. After a load of "manflue" shite and childbirth bullshit, they will then start going one better on you then their mates! I wouldn't mind but all the women in our place need is a cold and they're off for a fortnight!

 

[Blue Til Death]

I don't have any mates like that but I was party to a conversation many moons ago when a guy sat with us was on about dying on the operating table, yep, one of the other knobs couldn't have that and died at least twice. I think he put that caveat in just in case I had any delusions of grandeur and pitched in with a 3 timer... Silly cunts.. !

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I've known a few of these tedious cunts. Is it some sort of mentally handicappedness?

The latest one was this top twat at work, got the professional Salford accent "down to a tee mate"

Anyway, couple of us stood outside having a fag and a brew and moaning about our shit wages when tax rebates came into it. We all recalled many moons past what a nice surprise it was to get a couple of hundred quid back unexpectedly when this twat goes "I got two grand mate.. I was self employed mate"

And I could tell the **** was lying, the lying ****. There's just no need for it.

If you're reading this and you're one of them cunts that tell porkies like this I hope you slip in the shower and land rectum first on the bath tap


"700 stitches to my arse mate, didn't bother with the anaesthetic mate"

Pricks.

 

[mcmanus]

I always got told that if are a bullshitter you also have to be extremely clever...... to remember what lies you have told to who.

 

[andyhinch]

Used to call a lad at work 2 shits, because if you'd had 1 etc. Anyway I can make a better thread than this :)

 

[xenon_]

I did a much better thread about this ages ago, this one's a bit shit.

Yep it is !

But I did two threads even shitter before that then got banned ..twice

One time a mate of mine crashed a whole forum with the traffic he got off a thread like this.

 

[andyhinch]

I did a much better thread about this ages ago, this one's a bit shit.

Yep it is !

But I did two threads even shitter before that then got banned ..twice

One time a mate of mine crashed a whole forum with the traffic he got off a thread like this.

Yea, one of my mates crashed 3

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Just try to have any ailment and mention around women. After a load of "manflue" shite and childbirth bullshit, they will then start going one better on you then their mates! I wouldn't mind but all the women in our place need is a cold and they're off for a fortnight!

true, even women who complain about other women who moan all the time about being ill still complain all the time about being ill.