Embarking on a 'Yeard' (Beard growth for a year)

Uncle Wally One Ball said:
I like to be different me, by being the only bloke aged between 20 and 50 for miles around by not having a fecking beard. In the gym yesterday I was actually the only bloke in their for a good half hour who didnt have a fucker. There was a group of lads in the alehouse on Sunday for the dippers match that must have been 20 strong. All bearded sheep
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Been sporting a beard for a few years meself but cut most of it off now as every fucker seems to have one.
 
My dad was renowned for his magnificent muttonchops. The young This! chaps are tring to convince me to take on the mantle and grow some. But I'd look a c*nt...
 
I'm growing one for a bet. Never had one before. Just over a week and it's itchy as fuck.

I think it makes me look like a mad, that **** should be locked up, caveman. It actually makes me laugh out loud.

My missus says she likes it, but I think she's taking the **** so I keep going.
There is no way anybody would look at me and say it looked good.

They might get a laugh though. :)
 
Magicpole said:
I'm growing one for a bet. Never had one before. Just over a week and it's itchy as fuck.

I think it makes me look like a mad, that **** should be locked up, caveman. It actually makes me laugh out loud.

My missus says she likes it, but I think she's taking the **** so I keep going.
There is no way anybody would look at me and say it looked good.

They might get a laugh though. :)
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If it itches, it's because all that dead skin that falls off your face normally is being caught by your beard. Bacteria in there are having a field day! Run a yard brush through it you scruffy fucker.
 
quiet_riot said:
If it itches, it's because all that dead skin that falls off your face normally is being caught by your beard. Bacteria in there are having a field day! Run a yard brush through it you scruffy fucker.
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I am totally a scruffy fucker. I look preposterous.
 
Some blokes need to have beards to cover their ugly mugs
I, on the other hand have remained clean shaven as I have no need to hide my handsome features
 
Had a beard for 2 years. Last week i shaved my sides/chin/neck to a number 7 but left my tash how it is so i now have something that kinda resembles King george V

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jonah62 said:
Some blokes need to have beards to cover their ugly mugs
I, on the other hand have remained clean shaven as I have no need to hide my handsome features
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I am gorgeous. In case anybody thinks I'm covering up anything.

Dreamboat.
 
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