Embarking on a 'Yeard' (Beard growth for a year)

[stonerblue]

I like to be different me, by being the only bloke aged between 20 and 50 for miles around by not having a fecking beard. In the gym yesterday I was actually the only bloke in their for a good half hour who didnt have a fucker. There was a group of lads in the alehouse on Sunday for the dippers match that must have been 20 strong. All bearded sheep

Been sporting a beard for a few years meself but cut most of it off now as every fucker seems to have one.

 

[quiet_riot]

Beards are the new tattoos.

 

[york away to this!]

My dad was renowned for his magnificent muttonchops. The young This! chaps are tring to convince me to take on the mantle and grow some. But I'd look a c*nt...

 

[Magicpole]

I'm growing one for a bet. Never had one before. Just over a week and it's itchy as fuck.

I think it makes me look like a mad, that **** should be locked up, caveman. It actually makes me laugh out loud.

My missus says she likes it, but I think she's taking the **** so I keep going.
There is no way anybody would look at me and say it looked good.

They might get a laugh though. :)

 

[quiet_riot]

I'm growing one for a bet. Never had one before. Just over a week and it's itchy as fuck.

I think it makes me look like a mad, that **** should be locked up, caveman. It actually makes me laugh out loud.

My missus says she likes it, but I think she's taking the **** so I keep going.
There is no way anybody would look at me and say it looked good.

They might get a laugh though. :)

If it itches, it's because all that dead skin that falls off your face normally is being caught by your beard. Bacteria in there are having a field day! Run a yard brush through it you scruffy fucker.

 

[Machiavelli]

Beards are the new twattoos.

 

[Magicpole]

If it itches, it's because all that dead skin that falls off your face normally is being caught by your beard. Bacteria in there are having a field day! Run a yard brush through it you scruffy fucker.

I am totally a scruffy fucker. I look preposterous.

 

[Barcon]

Google "beard ringworm".

 

[Magicpole]

Google "beard ringworm".

Aw shut up you. In feeling bad enough. :)

 

[jonah62]

Some blokes need to have beards to cover their ugly mugs
I, on the other hand have remained clean shaven as I have no need to hide my handsome features