Did an hotel this xmas for the duration, York...lovely. Whilst there we met a couple, from Hull I think, geezer was a retired ex-fireman, and I think he spent his waking fkin hours going down internat worm holes.
He let me in on a few big secrets...here's one...
The tanker that got stuck doing a Uturn in the Suez canal to much tutting and hilarity, apparently decided to head back home because it had been sussed out as carrying a container full of paedo bait kids, destined for the U.S.
The order for this container, and others was placed by B*ll Cl*nton and his Mrs.
All part of an elite group of devil worshipping nonces in the U.S , headed up by a Mrs Opr*h W*nfrey.
We smiled.