Erling Haaland signs 9.5 year new contract!

[HellasLEAF]

I am here to say, that Erling Haaland, whom I already loved, has just gone up to legend status for me with this signing. He will be along side greats like Yaya and Silva. In the midst of the legal issues and the naysayers, Erling steps up and signs a historic length contract. Shows leadership at the club. Now, leading by saying yes to a ton of money isn't that difficult, but still, it's the length I am heralding.

He is a Blue through and through. His dad was a Blue, and so he too. Cheers to many more goals ahead.

 

[ufo]

I don’t remember this much piss boiling in january and i’m thoroughly enjoying it . Fuck those cunts “ he’s off to madrid “ cunts , lol fucking dildos

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

The fact that somebody could do that shit means we are top of the shop.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I don’t remember this much piss boiling in january and i’m thoroughly enjoying it . Fuck those cunts “ he’s off to madrid “ cunts , lol fucking dildos

Half of them are probably dippers. And your "this means more" player is the one who's going to end up in Madrid. Well until they realise he can't defend and fuck him off somewhere else.

 

[svennis pennis]

It’s gone up from £500k to £865k-£1m a week already!

Non of these cunts had a clue this deal was happening and now they claim to know the details of the deal… get to fuck.

 

[Bluekiwi]

The MSN web site in NZ has an article with comments from fans of other clubs "They have got off the 115 charges - joke". Wonder if it crossed their tiny little minds that the PL got their facts wrong and we didn't fiddle the books.

 

[Northerndave]

Go to bed,appiness may not be for you !!

I'm still acclimatising to success, 30+ years of watching City in the 70's-00's does that to a man.

 

[the blue panther]

Who is Mike Keegan?
Related to Kevin, or Ged?
What; neither?
He's a nobody - without a clue, or any reliable source of information, who's decided to dream up some figures for the wage for this world famous superstar, just because he can?

Wow! What a fuckin' dickhead.

 

[I'm not really here]

The MSN web site in NZ has an article with comments from fans of other clubs "They have got off the 115 charges - joke". Wonder if it crossed their tiny little minds that the PL got their facts wrong and we didn't fiddle the books.

It's not what they want here, believing we cheated is the only thing helping them cope

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

Raised a few eyebrows,it seems.Suprising really,when you consider he was already on £800,000 a week!?The lads taken a pay cut then!…that’s commitment.

 

[Vic]

Scene stolen from Seven, as Morgan Freeman researches for the serial killer...?

 

[Bentheblue]

The MSN web site in NZ has an article with comments from fans of other clubs "They have got off the 115 charges - joke". Wonder if it crossed their tiny little minds that the PL got their facts wrong and we didn't fiddle the books.

It doesn’t seem to have occurred to any non blue that CITY are actually innicent.

 

[Mcfc1.9.8.0]

500k a year I’d suspect there will be bang average players on 500k in ten years time

 

[cinnamon]

City have published some lovely videos these past few hours.

 

[wolviedinho]

The fact that somebody could do that shit means we are top of the shop.

Haaland is world football.

A rap vid taking the piss out of rags and dips is ok by me. Load of crap but still -:)

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Cheers for the high of the signing followed by the crushing existential dread of my own mortality, Erling. 2034. Fucking hell. Half the forum won't get to 2034.

 

[MMA]

That's brilliant

 

[ufo]

hahhahaaaa nicely done but the wax seal just sealed it . 10/10

 

[ultimateharold]

The fact that somebody could do that shit means we are top of the shop.

Pretty sure it's just been spat out by AI tbh

 

[cheekybids]

City have published some lovely videos these past few hours.

That video will be getting played in front of marketing directors all around the world, guaranteeing the biggest name in football that kids, your future customers adore. I’d imagine Soriano will be saying to our commercial department, now go & sign everyone up.

If the thick cunts at the premier league aren’t excited about this deal then it’s further proof they’ve not had the leagues best interests at heart.