Erling Haaland

[Keeper!]

I think it's us.

Yes I know there is a lot of Kane chatter but that seems to be coming from his camp as opposed to City themselves.

I believe Kane is a second choice if Dortmund doesn't budge which they will eventually given they won't lose him for 70 next summers.

Not to mention Kane doesn't fit the profile we are looking for.

I hope your right, both great options but Haaland is the one I think would be prefect for us long term.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yeah that was a bizarre interview, like 2 naughty kids failing really badly at keeping a secret.
All the noise around Kane at the moment but that certainly makes you feel there could be a few twists yet.

 

[Coatigan]

That’s exactly what I was thinking!

He almost looks like he’s taking the piss and stifling a smile as he’s saying it - and the interviewer is struggling to keep a straight face too.

If anything, it makes me feel even more like he knows the exact opposite of what he’s saying is true.

I find it baffling how anyone watching that would blindly take the words completely at face value as evidence he’s staying til the end of his contract.

Thought the same watching it.

 

[Coatigan]

He's saying nothing we didn't already know and the kind of statement all footballers tend to come out with in order to respect their current club.
Means fuck all in the grand scheme of things.

Perhaps.

Yet Kane says a lot of the exact same things, and that means is nailed on to arrive here next week.

 

[Coatigan]

Every time I see this thread at the top of the page I get all excited thinking there's an update, only to left disappointed.

There will be that one time though. Thats all it takes.

 

[I'm Blue]

There will be that one time though. Thats all it takes.

That’s why I keep coming back : )

 

[Keeper!]

We have. Our pot is huge with a heated seat and solid gold handle. And the others can all fuck off the pauper bastards.

Come on City, fucking blow everyone out the water.

Fools are parted easily from their money.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Fools are parted easily from their money.

Indeed they are. But I’m sure we won’t be foolish, just ruthless.

 

[Keeper!]

Indeed they are. But I’m sure we won’t be foolish, just ruthless.

Buyers market like never before, but we have to be hard, we have cash , little or no clubs do.

 

[Plain Speaking]

In the transfer betting markets we have gone from nailed on favourites to 40/1 outsiders to land Haaland this summer :-(