Erling Haaland

[bhayes]

He is destined for chelsea

 

[Centurions]

He is destined for chelsea

Cheers Mino, let us know if anything changes.

 

[Semper aggressus]

I think he’ll stay at Dortmund. They won’t sell their two best players in the same summer.

Next season Real Madrid will probably buy him, they always get a dodgy loan somehow. Either that or he’ll go to PSG after Real sign Mbappe next year. Better than the dirty cockney twats getting him though.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

He is destined for chelsea

Can you do my horoscope too?

 

[burning blue soul]

Maybe our manager just thinks he's not right for the club and team.

It all went quiet after that Mykonos outfit pic was published.

 

[Keeper!]

It all went quiet after that Mykonos outfit pic was published.

So it should

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

He does carry excess weight baggage. Do they still charge by the kilo at the airport counter? He must have put on some serious weight in lockdown!

Should make the man pay for travelling

Call it A Fat Fucker Tax

 

[rodney marshes jockstrap]

Should make the man pay for travelling

Call it A Fat Fucker Tax

A bit left field but if haaland signs for the rent boys what about a cheeky bid for werner

 

[Leeky]

A bit left field but if haaland signs for the rent boys what about a cheeky bid for werner

Fuck off, you taking the piss

 

[Lavinda Past]

A bit left field but if haaland signs for the rent boys what about a cheeky bid for werner

I'd rather sign Werner Hertzog.