Erling Haaland

[Stoned Rose]

Lol!

“Why 57 in 57 Haaland signing for City means Andy Robertson will score 100 goals next season”.

 

[failsworthblueboy]

He'll make a cracking centre half.

Nah mate not for me, he always needs a hand at the back.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

 

[skillman]

Any leaks will be coming from a pissed off Dortmund or a pissed off Real Madrid. Beautiful

 

[M12Blue]

Armenian militias were trying to assassinate him the other night.

He's going to sell a shit load of shirts

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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We know what time of the month it is Suzi!
When Sweep, and Me (Sootie) piss in the water it’s yellow, not red!

 

[BAB.DAB]

He'll make a cracking centre half.

Sweeper

 

[Xhavenjoe]

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Shaun Wright Philipps

 

[LucahArchie10]

All his questions have been answered & it's now very very close??

 

[Coatigan]

Maybe so but the Ides of April do not exist, It's the Ides of March relating to the 15th of March, the 74th day of the Roman calendar, a deadline day used by the Romans for debt collections.

Whoosh mate.

 

[Blue Pete]

Lol shameless

Liverpool report: Youngster dubbed "better than Erling Haaland" set for summer switch to Anfield

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is keen to add more young firepower to his front line in the summer as gradual rebuild continues

www.fourfourtwo.com

He's no Jordan Ibe

 

[manimanc]

Nah mate not for me, he always needs a hand at the back.

Ha ha that's made me literally laugh out loud, belter.

 

[moh]

Can you check with her if the new supply of donuts have jam in them.
The donuts with just the hole in the middle are a waste of money.

And can you ask her if we can get proper chips as well

thanks

 

[AlanBalls]

“Poor Erling. He’s been forced to go to MCFC because his boyhood club Madrid (wait, fuck…?) haven’t bid.”

Knobheads. We’re in the end game now boys.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

He's going to sell a shit load of shirts

Is he working in the City shop?

 

[Gumzy97]

April now according to Romano

 

[Chi-town blues]

“Poor Erling. He’s been forced to go to MCFC because his boyhood club Madrid (wait, fuck…?) haven’t bid.”

Knobheads. We’re in the end game now boys.

Grief stage # 69

 

[AlanBalls]

April now according to Romano

Pretty sure a few weeks back he was on about “in the next days or weeks”. He’s guessing now, unless he’s in with club PR departments who incidentally also can’t make up their minds.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

April now according to Romano

Bullshit artist

 

[Phoenix900000]

April now according to Romano

Biggest fraud in transfers imho. Still baffled this guy gets attention.