Erling Haaland

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I make no apology for posting this from yesterday:

A duck with a City scarf walks into Txikis office and says
'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'no. Haalands not available'
Duck says ''Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'no Mr Duck, Haalands not available'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says ' ffs Duck, Haalands not available''
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'for the last time, Haalands not available'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says, for the love of Mary, Joseph and the wee man, Haalands not available, and if you ask me once more I will nail your bill shut and your fucking feet to the desk.
Duck says 'Gonna get nails'
Txiki says head in hands, 'no not gonna get nails'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
 
decmancity said:
Why was Raiola and Alf on a tour around Europe being pictured everywhere and then it all stopped.

Chelsea apparently were interested then it all disappeared and they bought Lukaku, there was never really any serious links between us and Haaland and its all disappeared anyway and we are solely after Kane now.

You are right, those three do know what they want and it doesn't involve us and once hes signed for Bayern or Real next summer that will be that.
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Probably because they know if he stays at Dortmund for another season they all get a bumper pay day.
Nothing wrong with that IMO.
He may not end up here, he may end up at Real, Bayern or good forbid the scum, but as of right now it’s all guesswork and not a matter of fact.
 
Saddleworth2 said:
I make no apology for posting this from yesterday:

A duck with a City scarf walks into Txikis office and says
'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'no. Haalands not available'
Duck says ''Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'no Mr Duck, Haalands not available'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says ' ffs Duck, Haalands not available''
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'for the last time, Haalands not available'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says, for the love of Mary, Joseph and the wee man, Haalands not available, and if you ask me once more I will nail your bill shut and your fucking feet to the desk.
Duck says 'Gonna get nails'
Txiki says head in hands, 'no not gonna get nails'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
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I'm Blue said:
Probably because they know if he stays at Dortmund for another season they all get a bumper pay day.
Nothing wrong with that IMO.
He may not end up here, he may end up at Real, Bayern or good forbid the scum, but as of right now it’s all guesswork and not a matter of fact.
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Ok, we will revisit this in 12mths.
 
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