Erling Haaland

[willipp]

seems to be picking up steam; few news outlets in europe have reported on it as well

We’re really going for the royal flush of let downs this transfer window if this gathers any pace.

 

[bobmcfc]

People aren’t really going to go down this rabbit hole are they?

Only kidding I can't be arsed believing in anything right now. Santa is fucking dead

 

[Academica]

Okay, after a day of being a petulant child on the internet I might as well end by being a happy clapper before I go back to have a normal and healthy social life for a day or two.

WHAT IF our plan all along was to force United to make a decision on the transvestite and they took the bait like they always do, therefore removing them from the Haaland equation knowing full well if we went into a bidding war with both them and PSG we would have no chance getting a sensible deal precisely because United always overpay for our targets because of their small-penis syndrome. We then blitz Dortmund for Haaland before Paris manage to offload Mbop to Madrid

I see myself out

I like it, you might be on to something.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Okay, after a day of being a petulant child on the internet I might as well end by being a happy clapper before I go back to have a normal and healthy social life for a day or two.

WHAT IF our plan all along was to force United to make a decision on the transvestite and they took the bait like they always do, therefore removing them from the Haaland equation knowing full well if we went into a bidding war with both them and PSG we would have no chance getting a sensible deal precisely because United always overpay for our targets because of their small-penis syndrome. We then blitz Dortmund for Haaland before Paris manage to offload Mbop to Madrid

I see myself out

That’s the spirit :)

 

[Metalartin]

This one seemed the least likely City transfer to happen, of the strikers they were linked to at the end of the season. Don't do it to yourselves blues.

 

[Academica]

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Only kidding I can't be arsed believing in anything right now. Santa is fucking dead

Come on let's do it, one last time, you know you really want to.

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

Okay, after a day of being a petulant child on the internet I might as well end by being a happy clapper before I go back to have a normal and healthy social life for a day or two.

WHAT IF our plan all along was to force United to make a decision on the transvestite and they took the bait like they always do, therefore removing them from the Haaland equation knowing full well if we went into a bidding war with both them and PSG we would have no chance getting a sensible deal precisely because United always overpay for our targets because of their small-penis syndrome. We then blitz Dortmund for Haaland before Paris manage to offload Mbop to Madrid

I see myself out

That appropriate?

 

[wattle]

Of all the useless KFA's on twitter this guy has sailed up to be the worst of the lot

I’m never listening to a itk ever again. They’ve proper shown themselves up this window. Prob except tolm who said weeks ago city would never go for ronaldo

 

[Gabriel]

Can we please have a poll on these threads? Yes/No/It’s just not going to happen

 

[ScottSinclair]

That appropriate?

Probably not, I will edit it