Erling Haaland

[Deleted member 87819]

I like it, you might be on to something.

Txiki masterclass incoming

 

[MCFC ISRAEL]

Spend quality time with your kids boys, kiss the wife. We had a hard day, a hard summer. I'm so tired from all this Messi-Kane-Ronaldo shit, I can't believe we sign neither. Just do not develop expectations about Haaland, or any other striker. Summer is over for us

 

[Academica]

There's no substance to it and if there was we'd fuck it up

But you're still hanging about here.

 

[minimalistic]

I don’t have the energy to jump on the Haaland hype train after this window’s Kane, Messi and Ronaldo sagas. He is probably the least likely we would sign.

 

[Cityinmud]

Must trust the process

What process. Release clause or 75M+25M add ons.

 

[Dribble]

Okay, after a day of being a petulant child on the internet I might as well end by being a happy clapper before I go back to have a normal and healthy social life for a day or two.

WHAT IF our plan all along was to force United to make a decision on the narcissistic greasy **** and they took the bait like they always do, therefore removing them from the Haaland equation knowing full well if we went into a bidding war with both them and PSG we would have no chance getting a sensible deal precisely because United always overpay for our targets because of their small-penis syndrome. We then blitz Dortmund for Haaland before Paris manage to offload Mbop to Madrid

I see myself out

Where's the laughing emojis when you need em! Looooool :-)

You know what mate, nothing in this strange & fucked up window would surprise me. I blame brexit & covid.... ;-)

 

[better dead than red]

Must trust the process

 

[Homar]

At this point, you'd be wise to lower expectations a whole lot. I'm expecting Bernardo and possibly Laporte to leave, to finish the season 3rd or 4th (and a long way off 1st in terms of points), for Pep to not take up the +1 year and to lose to Arsenal at the weekend.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

No one is forced to stay in the thread or believe anything. Four fucking days. Let those who want to entertain it just enjoy it. No one is getting hurt

 

[better dead than red]

What process. Release clause or 75M+25M add ons.

The process of 4-D chess. I fucked it up twice now. :) Mr./Ms fast replier.:)