Erling Haaland

[Deleted member 87819]

Haaland wasn't / isn't plan A, B ,C, D etc

He is the moonshot plan that nobody believes is realistic but fuck it may as well try now

Someone was told, Make it happen after all the fuck ups or you’re fired. Might work!

 

[LongsightM13]

Herr ist der fucking money. Now let’s get on with der transfer.

 

[LongsightM13]

Pep in the dugout waiting to sign a striker

Roque Santa Cruz having his medical?

 

[I'm Blue]

Can we have the poll back?

Only in the slither of hope that anyone who matters cares to have a peek because they'll see the fan base is pretty much unanimous. Instead of, say, a 75/25 or 60/40 split. Just saying.

They took it away cos it pissed all over Kane : )

 

[robbieh]

Ronaldo was never plan B, let’s be clear

OK plan B. It took a couple of months to get nowhere with Kane. A couple of days to sort out the transfer of Haaland. Can't see it

 

[Deleted member 87819]

OK plan B. It took a couple of months to get nowhere with Kane. A couple of days to sort out the transfer of Haaland. Can't see it

The lack of time to negotiate could be a blessing in disguise by forcing us to get real

 

[kanovic]

Someone was told, Make it happen after all the fuck ups or you’re fired. Might work!

That’s not how transfers work. This isn’t fifa career mode. We will not out his agent fees or his wages as it would f up our entire wage structure.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

That’s not how transfers work. This isn’t fifa career mode. We will not out his agent fees or his wages as it would f up our entire wage structure.

Everything can be negotiated, or as I put before, “negotiated”. There are no saints here, we could find a way to make it work. Or at least try

 

[Cellarite]

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You should have heard me outside Dortmund’s local pub before Haaland’s home debut. When asked about my feelings for Klopp, I could NOT recall the translation for “dickhead”.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Watching this Dortmund side, so poor and Rose is making some very strange decisions. He could really use a get out card