Erling Haaland

[halfcenturyup]

Yeh it’s written by Ste Tudor. I’m sure he’s on here but I can’t remember his username

That would explain it. He always writes well.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Imagine haaland dropping deep like a false 9, receiving a pinged pass from the centre backs, holding off a defender, laying it of to one of our midfielders and spinning and making a run. He will cause absolute havoc.

Stop it, I’m dribbling now, and not from my mouth!

 

[Nails]

That would explain it. He always writes well.

He's a bit prolix for my liking.

 

[halfcenturyup]

He's a bit prolix for my liking.

Quite partial to a bit of prolix of the evening.

 

[Don Karleone]

Yeh it’s written by Ste Tudor. I’m sure he’s on here but I can’t remember his username

@Lucky Toma I believe. Always well worth a read

 

[I'm Blue]

I’ve never wanted a player more…..maybe Mido.
Hope it gets done, I’m staying cautious cos in the summer Kane was nailed on, done (shudder)
I’m hoping for an announcement from Haaland before the end of the season saying where he’s going next to ease the wait.

 

[TonyM]

I wanted Hugo Eggyhog more from Villa back in the late 90s.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I’ve never wanted a player more…..maybe Mido.
Hope it gets done, I’m staying cautious cos in the summer Kane was nailed on, done (shudder)
I’m hoping for an announcement from Haaland before the end of the season saying where he’s going next to ease the wait.

Kane was Wedding day speech done!

 

[dobingsdobber]

No. My legs are spread, bollocks are exposed. I’m balls deep in the trap yet again. EH2022.

Careful Al,you've already been arrested for that kind of behaviour.
Allegedly.

 

[Gumzy97]

Bundesliga put out a good little video showcasing Haalands best abilities, didn’t realise how quick he is, he clocks in at 35.9km/h top speed

In perspective Walker clocked in last season at 36km/h.

he will be lethal running onto KDB through balls