Erling Haaland

[Daz_Blue]

Yep. We'll take Bellingham in 2023 thanks.

How old will he be then ?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I wanted Hugo Eggyhog more from Villa back in the late 90s.

Yes but we need Haaland to score goals not to fulfill your sexual fantasies.

 

[Gumzy97]

Ligainsider German newspaper that writes about Dortmund and the Bundesliga. Are saying Haaland is close to an agreement with Man City.

 

[oakiecokie]

Is it just me, or does he look like he’s having a wank?

Puberty.

 

[oakiecokie]

Surely if Haaland signs, Pep will will follow suit.

I`d be shocked if he didn`t.

 

[TFC]

How old will he be then ?

17 mate.

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

If we get Haaland, we might actually play counter-attacks when he have the chance.

Will be strange to watch.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Bundesliga put out a good little video showcasing Haalands best abilities, didn’t realise how quick he is, he clocks in at 35.9km/h top speed

In perspective Walker clocked in last season at 36km/h.

he will be lethal running onto KDB through balls

We very rarely play matches where we have the spaces through the middle, or an opponent with a high enough line to play through balls to a striker. Where Haaland needs to make the difference for us is on cut-backs and crosses across the box. Someone with that sense of goal and a desire to get on the end of it.

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

We very rarely play matches where we have the spaces through the middle, or an opponent with a high enough line to play through balls to a striker. Where Haaland needs to make the difference for us is on cut-backs and crosses across the box. Someone with that sense of goal and a desire to get on the end of it.

From my extensive YouTube highlights scouting analysis, the boy has a real knack for being in the right place at the right time, and a real bastard mentality about putting those balls away.

I do think he will take longer to adjust than Kane/Ronaldo would have done, though. Would not be surprised if he underwhelmed at first, the situation will be entirely different for him. But at the end of the day, Haaland+KDB+Pep = Goals.

 

[Shaelumstash]

How old will he be then ?

17