Erling Haaland

[Gremlin]

Thought I'd be selling fannywipes on here but i reckon I'll make more selling wanksocks now. Unused ones btw; )

I wouldn't bother - there's a load of unused ones from the Messi saga last summer.

 

[supercity88]

I'd take Rashford.

He looks miserable and depressed right now but I guarantee Pep would make him into a real player and every goal he scored would be a knife in United's back.

I'd have Rashford. Don't give a shit if he's a red through and through. He's done so much good off the pitch and had a lot of abuse. When you've been one of the few decent players over the past few seasons and then get left on the bench despite having no strikers you're likely to lose interest. His touch etc that others have commented on are purely from him throwing in the towel and losing confidence. He has talent and quality and under the right management would get back to his best and kick on.

He's not a natural goalscorer but he would score and create a shit load in our team. He can play anywhere across the front three.

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

No one idea how he’s going to play in a system which is the opposite of that he’s playing all his life. Reminds me of Griezmann moving to Barcelona. The opponents always sit deep against us. He won’t be able to use his pace for most of the time.

The system itself isn't to different to the one he's in for his position, just the lines/space will be tighter. Tip of a 433/4231

Being 6' 4 helps for the very back 10 games over anyone else bar Rodri up top.

 

[Phil1]

Are people discussing the same Rashford? Are there two?
He’s a kick and rush merchant without the quality to make the most of the few tools he has at his disposal.

 

[el wey]

lol

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

lol

'from someone' source.

 

[pudge]

lol

That should have a "translate tweet" option

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

I don’t think anyone thinks that anymore, other than banter between fans. It was lazy way back when at best, but now in reality fans know why players come here.

I think the Pep factor is the biggest pull to City for ambitious players. They want to prove themselves with the best manager in the toughest league. I believe Haaland will have been given assurances that Pep is extending his contract, perhaps only for 12 months. It is possible they will both be announced at the same time.

 

[LucahArchie10]

Imagine his old man, Alfie?

He's looking at a potential £10M pay day, depending on what he has agreed with Mino.

His son is delivering him a lottery win and more money than he earned in his own entire career.

He deserves it after what that twat Keane did.

I was at that game and I was ashamed of our lads that day. Shaun, Dickov, they all saw it was Keane and fucking turned on their heels.

I would have smashed my elbow into his fucking face.

Dortmund signed & agreed, they new exactly what & when he would be leaving for his next chapter

UTD refused to go with the release clause hence him going to Dortmund I believe

Dortmund have had good times money sponsors new fans you name it & still walk away £50m up as they always do

They have Jude as there next prodigy along with a couple of other youngsters like Reyna

Dortmund do a fine job I can't knock them I would even look at sending Delap or Palmer on loan & try to patch up the differences giving us 1st choice on there nurtured players?

 

[Gumzy97]

lol

Hope she deletes her account when Haaland signs with us.