Erling Haaland

[Gumzy97]

 

[MCityFC]

I know this is all bullshit but everyone remembers Laporta saying they wouldn’t go for Haaland because it would ruin them financially?! Now they’re supposed to be in for Mbappe lmao

 

[Mid Wales blue]

god damn that's the worst lie i've ever seen

I’ve got a 13” cock with 8” circumference!
Do you think I have a chance to work in social media.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

I’ve got a 13” cock with 8” circumference!
Do you think I have a chance to work in social media.

It’s not the size of the nail ,it’s the hammer behind it,should know that

 

[itisrising]

I know this is all bullshit but everyone remembers Laporta saying they wouldn’t go for Haaland because it would ruin them financially?! Now they’re supposed to be in for Mbappe lmao

Well allegedly they believe Mbappe's deal is cheaper than Haaland's.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

It’s not the size of the nail ,it’s the hammer behind it,should know that

Oh, i forgot to mention, I’m a fat bastard!

 

[AlanBalls]

He will not sign for Madrid whatever happens, trust me

He might not, but hindsight is a beautiful thing. Right now, it’s well known they’re interested and they aren’t exactly a gutter club. Highly appealing option I’m sure.

I hope you’re right, but bold claim to make at this stage. We’ve been down this road before.

 

[chaddblue]

I’ve got a 13” cock with 8” circumference!
Do you think I have a chance to work in social media.

Maybe but I’d see a doctor first

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Maybe but I’d see a doctor first

I tried that, and she fainted!

 

[Homar]

If this is going to drag on then I hope the club have something more concrete than a verbal commitment. We've been burned before.