Erling Haaland

[MeatHunterrr]

German site/Article saying Haaland has agreed a contract with city

Put sources when you post things like that.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Moonwalking faster than MJ in a playground

 

[manimanc]

Looking like it's all coming together nicely.

Hopefully we can parade him at Wembley tomorrow before we play the tramps.

 

[ono]

The press will drag this out and produce as many stories as possible even if, as the grapevine suggests, Ciy have actually agreed a deal with Haaland and his entourage.

If City are buying based on a release clause, Dortmund would be foolish to try and make it difficult for City. I'm not really sure why City would want to pay Dortmund more to stretch the payments out. From an accounting point of view, spreading the payment is of no help: you still have to record the full purchase price on acquistion, so cost wise paying more would be worse from an FFP aspect.

City ought to be able to find ways to fund the cash flow for full payment upfront.

There is just no way the staggered payments story is true. A club is not obligated to accept a staggered payment for a release clause, so it would defeat the purpose of him having a release clause to begin with. As a selling club, if a buyer wanted to stagger payments, you would probably ask for a fee much higher than the clause.

Dortmund want to sign Adeyemi from Salzburg and he won’t be cheap. Would just be completely nonsensical.

 

[jrb]

If I was Haaland, I'd think f*ck it, jump on a private jet, and go and watch both semi-finals on the QT. The impossible bit is not getting recognised by club officials, fans, and the press. Imaging taking your seat and Haaland is sat next to you. :-)

 

[citizen_maine]

If I was Haaland, I'd think f*ck it, jump on a private jet, and go and watch both semi-finals on the QT. The impossible bit is not getting recognised by club officials, fans, and the press. Imaging taking your seat and Haaland is sat next to you. :-)

It'd be just my luck and the tall **** would be sat directly in front of me

 

[skillman]

Moonwalking faster than MJ in a playground

I’m amazed that some journalists (and I use that term loosely here) still see us as ‘the shit option’ to players. We’re one of the best, if not the best, team in Europe and run a whole lot better than 99% of clubs out there.

Weird bunch

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Lot of people showing themselves up right now.

March of the chancers.

 

[razman]

 

[AlanBalls]

These pieces…the tone has shifted entirely to a presumption.

We must be really really close. Days.