Erling Haaland

[Cricket Blue]

Saw this one on Twitter... Quite like it

WE’VE GOT SUPER GUARDIOLA
HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED
DIAS AT THE BACK
HAALAND IN ATTACK
CITY’LL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

Na it misses out FFS

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Sounds like he's sticking up for us? Unless there is more in the thread, I don't do twitter. The attacks on his personality for being greedy for joining City for money have to stop etc... that's how I interpreted it anyway.

Yeah that's what I thought and then I read the thread. Still thinks he's turned us down and is going to Real Madrid.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Tends to be reliable, albeit for Portuguese transfers. I don’t know if he’s perhaps built up connections with City or our personnel during those deals.

He is terrible

 

[talkativesprout]

Any ideas for songs for him?

Panic on the streets of london, panic on the streets of Merseyside, Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland, Fuck Uefa fuck the FA and the fairplay

 

[uwe rosler 28]

I won't believe it's done until big dave Watson gives it the thumbs up

 

[citizen_maine]

I won't believe it's done until big dave Watson gives it the thumbs up

He gave it the thumbs down months ago

 

[richards30]

I won't believe it's done until big dave Watson gives it the thumbs up

he already said it wouldnt happen from memory!

 

[AlanBalls]

Haaland’s coming home with a billion in the bank, a billion in the bank, a billion in the bank…

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

He gave it the thumbs down months ago

Yeah, pretty sure Big Dave says it wasn’t happening. His reputation hangs by a thread.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

He gave it the thumbs down months ago

Ahh fuck

close the thread then